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No Hiding Place

Me (on telephone): Is this Gordon's Pizza? Google: No sir, it's Google Pizza. Me: I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry. Google: No sir, Google bought up Gordon’s Pizza last month. Me: OK. I would...

Hymie

Another Medical Mystery Solved By Dr. Squad

A young woman attended Dr. Squad’s surgery and said ‘I’ve got a problem, I’ll need to undress to show you.’ Dr. Squad directed her behind a screen where she could undress. After removing her dress,...

Canary42

Church Notice

The vicar of a Protestant parish and the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road were seen together erecting a sign which read: "THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO...

Bobbisox1

A Little Light Giggle And Sorry If I Offend

Putting dinner out in the kitchen, mince and dumplings and there was 2 ring necked pigeons sitting on the rail of the decking , I’m scared of any bird, no secret, these two were ‘necking’ and getting...

Tashi

It Was A Long Day Yesterday

in A&E, had a good sleep and a lie-in. It's a lovely sunny day here in Hernia Bay, going to enjoy it. Shoppings done, thanks Dave, just the dogs to run later, so nice day. Hope everyone's having as...

retrocop

2B Or Not 2D

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maggiebee

First Signs Of Madness?

I have a teddy called Archie that my granddaughter made for me at school. He sits on my bed during the day and I've found myself turning him so that he can look out of the window all day. Help!

BAKERS DOZEN

Follow Up To My Previous Post About My Daughter

For Sqad and others who were kind enough to reply to my post - https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1706981-2.html She was told a doctor from the hospital would ring her this afternoon....

Tashi

Hi, Just Got An E-Mail From Work,

from work, my offer to do a shift in AandE tomorrow has been taken up, so need to get some sleep, Going to be interesting I suspect.

Buenchico

Bbc Quiz: Week 20

I think that it's nice and easy this week. (It must be surely? How else could I have scored a mighty SIX?). However I note that Gromit has tried to hide his lowly score of 2 away on a different...

Caran

Just Had A Thought From The Past.

Michael Portillo has just mentioned Clive of India. It sparked memories of my grammar school. We were divided into houses. We had Clive, Ragdale, Philips and I think Spencer. How on earth I remembered...

Buenchico

Will Anyone Join Me In A Greenhouse?

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Smowball

Hi Guys....

Let me just get this out of the way, if ok..... Re yesterday’s post I made - whether I was over sensitive or not, or whatever was said by who, I love this site and would absolutely hate any bad...

Bobbisox1

Overwhelmed ? You Bet I Am

We stood at the end of our drive and clapped at 8pm with most of the street, before lockdown I hardly knew many even after 15 yrs living in this house, when we came in there was a ring on the front...

mallyh

You Rat

a young lady walked into a shop and saw the chap she had slept with the night before,he was stacking washing powder ."you lying rat "she yelled "last night you told be you were a stunt pilot...

zabado

Pub.

Husband. "Right I'm off to the pub, get your coat on". Wife. "Why, am I coming with you" ?. Husband. "No . . I'm turning the fire off"....

Daviduk80

Relationship

Points 7% Best Answers 211 Answers 306 Questions Questions Answers More Relationship.......? I meet a lady from overseas and went well them later on her dad had to go into hospital it's true. I offer...

murraymints

Happy Birthday Arrods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6BzCpNOZX0 MANY HAPPIES ARRODS XX...