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maggiebee

A Heavy Price

I have just read this on Sky News on my laptop. Sorry no link. "A six-week-old baby has become one of the latest to die after testing positive for the coronavirus. NHS England said the baby was among...
14:18 Fri 08th May 202012 answers, last by naomi24 09:46 Sat 09th May 2020
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Katy31

Oh For The Sound Of Bowls

Name of a football team
20:24 Fri 08th May 202016 answers, last by Ken4155 13:54 Sat 09th May 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz: Week 19

Take extra care to read the questions carefully this week, folks. The word 'not' appears in quite a few of them. If I'd have spotted it in one of the questions, instead of simply scan-reading it, I'd...
18:44 Fri 08th May 202079 answers, last by Buenchico 15:06 Mon 11th May 2020
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Chipchopper

As I Was Walkig Down The Street...

A car slowed down next to me and a man shouted "Do you know the Battersea dogs home ?" I shouted back "i didn't even know he'd been away"...
18:15 Fri 08th May 20205 answers, last by vulcan42 07:06 Sat 09th May 2020
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marval

A Man Knocked

A man knocked at my door and said "Do you believe in free speech?" I said "yes." He said "Good, can I use your phone?" The price of hearing aids has gone up. Deaf people across the country are going...
17:45 Fri 08th May 20204 answers, last by marval 18:13 Fri 08th May 2020
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Chipchopper

An Olden For The Younguns

I went to an Eskimo restaurant and asked the waiter whats on the menu today. The waiter said "we have whale meat steaks, whale meat burgers or the special, Vera Lynn" So whats the Vera Lynn ? Waiter:...
10:09 Fri 08th May 20205 answers, last by marval 16:53 Fri 08th May 2020
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tiggerblue10

Happy Birthday To...

Sir David Attenborough who is 94 today. :o)...
12:55 Fri 08th May 20208 answers, last by Strawberry5 19:04 Fri 08th May 2020
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Chipchopper

Shot Through

A truck driver was fired from his job with the cola giant Pepsi yesterday. Reports confirmed that he tested positive for Coke....
05:52 Thu 07th May 20207 answers, last by marval 14:35 Thu 07th May 2020
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albaqwerty

Another Biker's Tale

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a...
23:35 Wed 06th May 20202 answers, last by marval 14:33 Thu 07th May 2020
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mallyh

Bunting

couldn't get bunting anywhere so bought 3 sheet of red white blue card and spent all morning cutting triangles and stringing them really pleased with the results and with the big naval flag up it...
14:12 Thu 07th May 20204 answers, last by TheDevil 14:27 Thu 07th May 2020
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murraymints

Remembering Mrs O On Her Birthday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvPBdJY-O2o miss you muchly dearest friend xx...
04:27 Thu 07th May 202022 answers, last by tonyav 19:52 Thu 07th May 2020
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melv16

I Went To..

..the book shop today and asked for a book on how to make gravy. "It's out of stock", said the Owner. "That's the one," I replied....
20:09 Wed 06th May 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 23:05 Wed 06th May 2020
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Hymie

Biker Witness

A biker appeared in court to testify on behalf of a friend. The prosecuting lawyer asked him, ‘Isn’t it true that you have been paid £5,000 to throw this case?’ The biker calmly ignored the question,...
20:05 Wed 06th May 20207 answers, last by sanmac 23:09 Wed 06th May 2020
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jourdain2

Didn't There Used To Be A 'Religion' Category?

Not all that important to most people, but I am feeling troubled and I am under pressure (as a P.C.C. member) to provide a response tomorrow sometime. Can we start by acknowledging that I am a...
21:13 Wed 06th May 202047 answers, last by naomi24 15:21 Sat 09th May 2020
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melv16

Mixing...

Alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird....
19:16 Wed 06th May 202021 answers, last by Patsy33 23:43 Wed 06th May 2020
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Ellipsis

R I P Kraftwerk's Florian Schneider

Died aged 73 from cancer :( https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52564281 Loads of tracks to choose from, but this is my personal favourite - and it's not meant to be ironic, given what he...
16:52 Wed 06th May 20208 answers, last by JimF 19:56 Wed 06th May 2020
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murraymints

Happy Birthday Sqad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRCMzXND4lo MANY MANY HAPPIES DEAR SQAD..HOPE YOU ARE BACK SOON xx...
04:26 Wed 06th May 202056 answers, last by naomi24 09:38 Thu 07th May 2020
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rockyracoon

Joy Of Today

I've bagged myself some yeast. Now I can make some pizza. Little things, an all that. Happy Days...
14:25 Wed 06th May 20209 answers, last by tiggerblue10 14:56 Wed 06th May 2020
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sandyRoe

What's The First Thing You'll Buy After Lockdown?

For me it will be a haircut and my beard tidied up.
13:46 Wed 06th May 202059 answers, last by Peter Pedant 20:53 Wed 06th May 2020
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Bobbisox1

Beautiful Day Here In Lockdown Land

Will you be baking, going for your I hour walk around the ‘exercise yard reading or listening to music, what’s your plans ....or maybe doing some gardening ??...
09:59 Wed 06th May 202022 answers, last by marval 14:23 Wed 06th May 2020

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