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Bobbisox1

Poor Cinders :0(

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for...
20:14 Tue 28th Apr 20202 answers, last by marval 20:46 Tue 28th Apr 2020
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retrocop

Not A Dry Eye In The House

Not sure if this has been posted before. I would be surprised if this was it's first airing on AB. What a stunning singing voice this young lady has. I loved this rendition. Hope you enjoy it....
15:34 Tue 28th Apr 202016 answers, last by Prudie 16:57 Tue 28th Apr 2020
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Bobbisox1

Might Be A Bit Cold Of Wet Where You Are

But it’s worth a try :0))) https://ibb.co/3sgtyqj...
12:57 Tue 28th Apr 202022 answers, last by gness 17:52 Tue 28th Apr 2020
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maggiebee

Bad News

Reed beds a few miles from me went on fire - apparently someone decided to ignore lockdown and had a BBQ!! Fire rages for hours and spread quickly as it has been so dry. Four fire engines plus a...
14:43 Tue 28th Apr 202023 answers, last by Apc2604 17:33 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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alavahalf

Stannah Stairlift

Stannah have just released it's new stairlift .. The Stannah Rapide. It gets you up the stairs so fast, you will still remember what you went up for !...
22:34 Mon 27th Apr 20206 answers, last by Hopkirk 14:12 Tue 28th Apr 2020
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albaqwerty

What's What

Paddy walks into his local butchers and asks for a pound of “what's what”. The butcher, puzzled by this request, informs the man that they don't sell “what's what”. So Paddy leaves, only to come back...
22:21 Mon 27th Apr 20204 answers, last by aelmpvw 10:54 Tue 28th Apr 2020
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Canary42

Just A Couple

I went to the zoo the other day and saw a loaf in a very small cage. When I remonstrated to a Keeper about this condition denying it freedom, he replied, "It's OK, it's bread in captivity". = = = = =...
10:43 Mon 27th Apr 20205 answers, last by marval 21:34 Mon 27th Apr 2020
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albaqwerty

Yesterday

I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in our local park. She sells 'C' cells down by the seesaw....
23:39 Sun 26th Apr 202017 answers, last by marval 21:25 Mon 27th Apr 2020
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Barmaid

Free Downloads From The National Archives

https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ For the next few weeks the National Archives are allowing free downloads of their digitised records (which are normally about £3.50 per document). Lots of PCC...
20:20 Sat 25th Apr 202017 answers, last by marval 21:16 Mon 27th Apr 2020
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Hymie

Honeymoon Couples

Two pairs of newly-weds went on honeymoon together. After the first week they got a bit fed up with their partners and agreed to swap to liven things up a bit. The next morning one of the husbands...
20:45 Sun 26th Apr 20201 answer, last by marval 16:44 Mon 27th Apr 2020
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Patsy33

Be Careful

My neighbour said, "Be careful when out shopping with your partner, came home yesterday, removed our face masks and it was the wrong woman!"...
19:05 Sun 26th Apr 20201 answer, last by marval 16:44 Mon 27th Apr 2020
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Canary42

Nursery Thymes Revisited

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall had a defect So he won ten grand with Claims Direct Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties...
10:54 Sun 26th Apr 202024 answers, last by BAKERS DOZEN 22:12 Sun 26th Apr 2020
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alavahalf

The Two Irish Fisherman

Posts: 811 Mick and Paddy were fishing on the river Moy when Mick takes out a cigar, finding he had no matches, he asked Paddy for a light, Hold on a minute says Paddy and then reaching into his...
23:49 Sat 25th Apr 202014 answers, last by Tilly2 19:39 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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Canary42

Some To Groan At

When I die, if I come back as a Hillbilly, is that Reintarnation Ireland is the World’s wealthiest country – its Capital is always Dublin I wrote a song about a tortilla – well it was really more of a...
22:15 Sat 25th Apr 20203 answers, last by jno 15:16 Sun 26th Apr 2020
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jennyjoan

Food Again

Am finding the local chippies and only Indian are doing deliveries. No Chinese are opened - wonder was that the bat problem. Are your chippies etc opened where you live....
18:34 Sat 25th Apr 202020 answers, last by marval 15:11 Sun 26th Apr 2020
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Patsy33

Missing Cat Found!

https://www.spirefm.co.uk/news/local-news/3088804/cat-missing-for-two-weeks-found-inside-salisbury-charity-shop/ So funny! Glad he was found and not in a bad way. Any fitting captions??...
19:27 Sat 25th Apr 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 16:45 Sun 26th Apr 2020
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Bobbisox1

This Is Cb So Apart From Talking About Cv

What stuff will you be getting up to today? Hard I know but make summat up if you must...
11:11 Sat 25th Apr 202054 answers, last by shoota 15:02 Sat 25th Apr 2020
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Canary42

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The plumber said, “Why haven’t you paid the bill for the work I did for you last Friday?” Paddy replied. “Well it wasn’t what you quoted” The plumber responded, “I didn’t give you a quote”. Paddy...
20:00 Fri 24th Apr 20204 answers, last by clyde59 22:06 Fri 24th Apr 2020
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Bobbisox1

If I Gave You

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Sir Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and...
17:10 Fri 24th Apr 20204 answers, last by marval 22:04 Fri 24th Apr 2020
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melv16

Bless You..

My local Vicar has corona. After watching Trump I decided to force feed him a bottle of Dettol. Today I was arrested and charged with a bleach of the Priest
12:35 Fri 24th Apr 20202 answers, last by marval 22:04 Fri 24th Apr 2020

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