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maggiebee
I head out after dark, Moving quickly past the park. In my hand I have my money, It's what I must do and its not funny. Sneaking around in the dead if night, Looking for my dealer who's out of sight....
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melv16
...surprised when I tell them I eat road kill. But I'm going to carrion doing it......
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bobbie22
I like Masterchef very much, but I feel sorry for the cooks having to carry plates of food through the double doors for the three judges. If that was me, I would surely drop one.
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Patsy33
Just had a message to say that my husband's cousin, who was going to have her funeral next Tuesday, has been cancelled. This is because of CV. I was only thinking about this a few days ago. I suppose...
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Bobbisox1
There’s a few springing up in and around Tyneside, mostly young people doing shopping and checking the needs of older ones, I’d imagine it must have been like this during the war years too...
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gness
I'm sorry that the village has had to cancel the big parade that always happens on your birthday......bloody virus! I'm sorry that I have had to postpone your surprise birthday outing treat.....bloody...
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naomi24
Something to help fill the time.Play card and dice games against the machine. (Ed's note: Add your own suggestions to this thread!)...
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albaqwerty
2 tall trees, a birch and a beech are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, The birch says to the beech ''Is that a son of a birch or a son of a beech?'' The beech says he...
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nailit
But theres something suspicious about this pandemic. To many unanswered questions. It supposedly started in Chinese livestock markets, and yet the Chinese have had these markets for years, so why now?...
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maggiebee
Was in a Supermarket earlier. Saw a guy with a trolley brim full of hand sanitiser, nappies, soap, toilet rolls etc. Gave him chapter and verse on being a selfish sod.Told him how mothers, pensioners...
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albaqwerty
has reached absurd stages. I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own....
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albaqwerty
A bear, minding his own business whilst wandering had a sudden need to go for a poop. Finding a suitable place, he proceeds to poop but discovers he has no loo roll. A bunny passes by and bear calls...
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melv16
... difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One's an Australian marsupial and the others a Geordie stuck in a lift....
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Patsy33
https://www.gifng.com/animals/71177/...
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BAKERS DOZEN
Hope the link works....
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Shaglene
3 Sisters - Ann, Jan and Fanny Once there were 3 sisters - Ann, Jan and Fanny. All 3 had big feet. Ann was a size 9, Jan was a size 10 and Fanny was a size 13. Ann and Jan went on a double date....
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Chipchopper
I was worried about the corona virus, so I asked the boss if it would be possible to work from home. The boss was very unsympathetic shouted at me: I'm not having you here getting under my feet, Just...
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tiggerblue10
...here are some dik dik pics to amuse you ;o) https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=dik+dik&safe=strict&source=lnms&;tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiu0-qiu5_oAhWUEMAKHcOYDWYQ_AUoAXoECBkQAw#imgrc=JKIbrm2TKsd5WM...
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teacake44
I have 8 big supermarkets within a 3 mile radius of me, 2x Aldi. 2x Asda, 2x Morrisons, 1 X Sainsbury, 1 x Tesco. just out of curiosity have driven to them all for a ride in the sunshine and to see...
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Canary42
All these public appeals from Supermarkets, Shops, Local Authorities, Government, etc.,for voluntary altruism are just preaching to the converted. The Product Plunderers will just carry on, they're...

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