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maggiebee

Buying Limits

In light of recent panic buying, UK supermarkets have introduced purchase limits. Asda: 2 hand sanitisers, 24 toilet rolls max Tesco: 1 hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls and 2 kg of rice Co-op: 12 rolls...
15:37 Fri 13th Mar 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 19:27 Fri 13th Mar 2020
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maggiebee

Food

Anyone want to buy 100 Scotch Eggs and 150 bite size Sausage Rolls? I misread the headlines and thought everyone was picnic buying....
13:05 Fri 13th Mar 20204 answers, last by marval 17:59 Fri 13th Mar 2020
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maggiebee

Singing

Keep thinking I'm Frank Sinatra, Matt Monro or Bing Crosby. Think I've got Crooner virus
12:06 Fri 13th Mar 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 13:57 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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mallyh

Bit Rude

a man asks his girlfriend why women have orgasms,"well" she says ,it's so we can moan at you some more...
11:42 Fri 13th Mar 20202 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:59 Fri 13th Mar 2020
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Bobbisox1

Amid All This Gloom And Doom,we Have To Have Laughter

But hope he’s not my pilot on Tuesday :0) http://www.upl.co/uploads/1F9FA17F9BEB4D01A6A43C0313438FD41584118872.jpeg...
17:02 Fri 13th Mar 202010 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 05:56 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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maggiebee

Michel Roux

Apologies is this has been posted already but have just read that Michel Roux has died at the age of 78. Michel Roux, OBE, also known as Michel Roux Snr., was a French-born chef and restaurateur...
17:35 Fri 13th Mar 20207 answers, last by drmorgans 12:03 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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marval

The Beatles

The Beatles were food fans, weren't they? In fact, they were especially big fans of Swiss cheese. As you can tell from the song; 'She loves Gruyère, yère, yère.' It is not well known but George...
19:11 Thu 12th Mar 202025 answers, last by Theland 07:04 Fri 13th Mar 2020
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nailit

Im Gutted

I posted a few weeks ago something along the lines of ''Smoking, is it worth it?'' and mentioned my sisters husband who gave up years ago but has suffered multiple complications since. Mum just rang...
19:05 Thu 12th Mar 202020 answers, last by nailit 21:09 Fri 13th Mar 2020
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jennyjoan

Pub Lunch

Since I was in town this morning I would have liked a pub lunch in a newly-refurbished pub. But thought it funny going in on my own. Do any of you ladies go to lunch on your own....
16:22 Thu 12th Mar 202025 answers, last by emmie 05:34 Fri 13th Mar 2020
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ladybirder

Two Of The Last Three White Giraffes In The World Killed By Poachers In Kenya.

I wish I hadn't read this. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/kenya-rare-white-giraffes-killed-poachers-a4383966.html...
00:40 Wed 11th Mar 202019 answers, last by pixie374 16:50 Thu 12th Mar 2020
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Prudie

Help With Yesterday's Mail Paper Version

Hi all - does anyone have a copy of yesterday's DM in paper version (or saw this online). I have been asked at work to find some kind of poem that was in yesterday's about 'how the little things...
09:32 Thu 12th Mar 202010 answers, last by marval 15:56 Thu 12th Mar 2020
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maggiebee

Panic

In my day, 'panic buying' only happened when the bell rang and the barman shouted "last orders at the bar"...
23:13 Wed 11th Mar 20209 answers, last by rowanwitch 14:58 Thu 12th Mar 2020
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Canary42

'ear 'ear

A builder installing roofing timbers accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a man walking on the street below, “Hey, can you see my ear anywhere down there?”...
12:21 Wed 11th Mar 20207 answers, last by Patsy33 17:35 Wed 11th Mar 2020
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Patsy33

Nadine Dorries Has Been Tested Positive For Coronavirus

https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/nadine-dorries...
23:07 Tue 10th Mar 202030 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 09:56 Wed 11th Mar 2020
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nailit

Cheating On Your Partner

Cant imagine many female ABers owning up.... But just had a conversation with my son about his half sister cheating on her husband. His mother (mother to his half sister) cheated on me. I know that...
20:28 Tue 10th Mar 202029 answers, last by RebeccaSJ 03:38 Fri 03rd Nov 2023
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Mozz71

Stolen Therapy Dog Found Dead

Poor Lottie, and poor little Chloë must be devastated. Why would anybody stoop so low as to do such a thing? Dregs of humanity. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-51807638...
05:44 Tue 10th Mar 202033 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 05:54 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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Bobbisox1

He Ain’T Pappy

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13:06 Tue 10th Mar 20207 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:52 Tue 10th Mar 2020
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Chipchopper

You Have Mail

Opening this mornings post, one of the letters spilled rice all over the floor. I thought ah, that'l be from uncle Ben....
10:24 Tue 10th Mar 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:33 Tue 10th Mar 2020
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Theland

In A Bad Way Tonight.

In bed all last night and today and still here. So ill and down and depressed. Keep topping myself up with pills to knock me out. Trying to answer a few posts on R & S but find it physically taxing....
01:07 Tue 10th Mar 202026 answers, last by Rosie29 14:04 Wed 11th Mar 2020
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alavahalf

Still Game ..

A farmer stopped by the local garage to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware...
19:42 Mon 09th Mar 20208 answers, last by marval 00:03 Tue 10th Mar 2020

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