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Quiz Of The Decade

Our regular Friday night quizzers (and, indeed, anyone else who thinks that they've got decent memories) might care to note that, having already given us a Quiz of the Year, the BBC has now provided...

Spicerack

The Postman...

I came home yesterday and said to the missus "Come on we're moving". She said "Why do we have to move?" I said I've just found out that the postman has had sex with every woman in our street apart...

jennyjoan

Twins Suicide

is that sad or what - I'm thinking of my own twin brothers who are deceased but there must be a strong bond between them - well there was between my bros...

Chipchopper

Upset ?

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her a lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick by mistake. . . . , She's still not talking to me....

murraymints

Remembering Mazie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14VUbxwC7Mg ON HER BIRTHDAY.....SADLY MISSED XX...

murraymints

Happy Birthday Caran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP5C6yW9XVs Many happies Caran xx...

zabado

Oh ! Dear.

Her, " Am I the first girl you've ever slept with" ?. Him, "If you go to sleep you are"....

jennyjoan

Your Christmas

Mine was the quietest ever, no mad music, no mad friends - what was yours like.

murraymints

Happy Birthday Ratter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo&t=68s many happies Ratty xx...

Buenchico

No Quiz . . . But A Quiz Instead:

It looks like there's no BBC Quiz of the Week today (which, given we've only just got the four-part Quiz of the Year out of the way, isn't too surprising). However there's no need to miss out as you...

Buenchico

Well Done, Ibby!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/new-years-honours-list-2020-17467522...

sunny-dave

I Wanted To Be Good ...

... so didn't take my 'seasonal cold and cough' to my GP - there's burger-all that they can do about short-term viral infections and it would be a waste of time/money/resources and I certainly didn't...

bobtheturkey

I Survived

Just letting you all know I survived Xmas by hiding under my orange b&q bucket...

Smowball

What An Absolutely *** Xmas So Far

Middle Smow has been attacked again last night. Fractured skull and bleed on brain. In hospital. Something is going on- this is too much of a coincidence. Feeling sick....

maggiebee

Confusion

Just heard a woman in a shop say "put that umbrella down Alexa". Took me a while to realise she was talking to her daughter and not an Amazon Echo....

Jomlett

Amazon Sale!

Amazon sale's on. I ordered four Kindles and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD.

Spicerack

The Wife

bought me a 'lovely' nylon dressing gown for Christmas. Trouble is, it's crackling with static electricity. Do you think if I take it back tomorrow, they'll replace it with another one free of charge?...