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Why am I

the first person to post on this topic?
10:10 Fri 07th Sep 201228 answers, last by factor30 14:01 Mon 24th Sep 2012
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Problems with my tackle

Going to the coast in a couple of weeks and I'm concerned my tackle's not up for the job. Haven't fished for ages.
14:44 Wed 05th Sep 2012149 answers, last by parkdale 00:17 Thu 06th Sep 2012
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Got a new Jack Russell pup today,

he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area so I've called him Bradford....
13:46 Wed 05th Sep 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 23:43 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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They say that sex

is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly....
13:39 Wed 05th Sep 20124 answers, last by albaqwerty 14:46 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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There is no God

Just back from walk to the shops and an Estate Agent has got a bleedin' Xmas Tree in the window.
12:27 Wed 05th Sep 20128 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:27 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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Oh. So True

Boy comes home from school and tells his dad he's been picked for the school play. His dad congratulates him and asks what part he's been given. The lad tells him it's a man who has been married for...
10:47 Wed 05th Sep 20121 answer, last by Jemisa 12:42 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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The Sun is Shining....

Go for a walk, sit in the garden, have a coffee OR cut the grass? Decisions, decisions.
10:13 Wed 05th Sep 201211 answers, last by Georgiesmum 11:20 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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Phone rings

woman answers. The pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a real tight Yabbie with no hair?" Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching the television - who shall I say is...
10:05 Wed 05th Sep 20127 answers, last by notafish 10:59 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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Tony Blair in Accident

Tony Blair and his driver are in a hurry, so they are speeding past several farms. On their way past one of the farms Tony's driver hits a pig. He stops the car and decides he had better tell the...
14:53 Tue 04th Sep 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:33 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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Oscar Pistorius

He seems to be claiming that his blades provide no advantage when he competes against able bodied athletes, but longer blades worn by the guy who won gold gave him an unfair advantage. Sour grapes or...
10:27 Mon 03rd Sep 201210 answers, last by Ellipsis 13:37 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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London Cabbie

A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the...
13:47 Tue 21st Aug 20123 answers, last by LochNessMonster 12:25 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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Tuesday Special

Q. What did the man from Norfolk say to the baker? A. I'm in bread myself....
10:16 Tue 21st Aug 20123 answers, last by marval 14:55 Tue 21st Aug 2012
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Monday Morning

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"...
09:25 Mon 20th Aug 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:59 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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Well it is Friday

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."...
09:25 Fri 17th Aug 20125 answers, last by marval 14:45 Fri 17th Aug 2012
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Ouch.

My mate always cries after sex. Mind you he is in prison.
15:27 Thu 09th Aug 201211 answers, last by sibton 22:56 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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Thursday shocker

Humped my best mates wife last night and today I feel awful.........she must have had the flu of something.
11:28 Thu 09th Aug 20121 answer, last by carlton23 14:01 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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Olympic Condoms

Husband says to wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived ... I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife says, "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change."...
10:53 Tue 07th Aug 20121 answer, last by marval 15:57 Tue 07th Aug 2012
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Rio Games 2016

I'm in training for the "Coffin Dodging" Anyone else limbering up?
11:06 Mon 06th Aug 201215 answers, last by LochNessMonster 12:17 Mon 06th Aug 2012
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ITALIAN NURSING HOME

A Muslim family was considering putting their grandfather into a nursing home. All the Muslim facilities were completely full so they had to put him into an Italian home. After a few weeks in the...
08:47 Thu 02nd Aug 20129 answers, last by marval 15:50 Thu 02nd Aug 2012
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Too hot to go outside

so I'm sitting here with the fan turned to full speed. Maybe a beer will help.
12:48 Wed 25th Jul 20129 answers, last by CraigWhite 15:53 Wed 25th Jul 2012

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