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If you could create your own Utopia

Who or what would you include/exclude? Say.........include artists and poets, exclude arms dealers and rapists. Include bicycles and pubs, exclude 4x4's and supermarkets....
10:22 Wed 07th Apr 201020 answers, last by joggerjayne 12:26 Wed 07th Apr 2010
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European City Guide - Scam

I know this should be in Business but more people use CB. Have just received an unsolicited mail shot from "European City Guide" which is inviting me to check the data they have on my...
11:31 Tue 06th Apr 20109 answers, last by another-view 11:44 Tue 06th Apr 2010
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This will come to UK soon

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as...
09:01 Tue 06th Apr 20102 answers, last by Gazza61 07:21 Wed 07th Apr 2010
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Rojales

Any CBers been to Rojales in Spain? Is it any good?
14:42 Mon 05th Apr 20109 answers, last by NoMercy 16:14 Mon 05th Apr 2010
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It's Good Friday

There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads: We may never p1ss this way again....
13:05 Fri 02nd Apr 2010
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Union Worker

Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first...
17:28 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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One's Parlour Maid is late

with the morning coffee. I think she's sulking after being sacked as chauffeuse earlier in the week....
10:10 Thu 01st Apr 20103 answers, last by jno 10:13 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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Murphy's Car is Stolen

Murphy's wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off. Naturally she...
11:24 Wed 31st Mar 20101 answer, last by marval 14:40 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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One for Wednesday

Moshe Goldberg dies and his widow calls the local paper to insert an obituary notice, and they tell her it will be £5 per word. Being frugal she says just insert "Goldberg dead" The...
10:47 Wed 31st Mar 20101 answer, last by carrust 14:39 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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I'll get my coat

A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid. "Mais Certainement sir," says John-Baptiste the smarmy waiter. "Would you laahk to choose your squeed from ze tank over there?"...
16:05 Tue 30th Mar 20109 answers, last by mike11111 22:01 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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One British Soldier

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One British soldier is better than ten Taliban". The Taliban commander quickly...
15:12 Tue 30th Mar 20104 answers, last by suzie1 15:48 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Did you hear about

An Eskimo who was out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA. The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the...
14:49 Tue 30th Mar 20103 answers, last by Old_Geezer 15:48 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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One's Chauffeuse has just pranged the jam jar

should one sack her or give another chance?
14:02 Tue 30th Mar 20104 answers, last by carrust 14:05 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Just heard Bliar on the news.

Pass the sick bag.
12:03 Tue 30th Mar 20102 answers, last by Steve.5 18:46 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Small Change

Jewish girl gets banished by her father for going out with an Arab guy. She marries him but family won't go to wedding. Some weeks later the girl phones her mother and begs to be allowed home. Her...
11:36 Tue 30th Mar 20101 answer, last by marval 11:37 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Is he average person is a miser?

because they are very mean.
10:27 Tue 30th Mar 20103 answers, last by docspock 10:41 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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When spring arrives

gardeners get out their weapons of moss destruction.
09:23 Tue 30th Mar 20101 answer, last by sallabananas 09:15 Thu 08th Apr 2010
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Between you and I

is very bad grammar and the two of we should avoid it.
09:21 Tue 30th Mar 20103 answers, last by McMouse 09:30 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Where have all the silly names gone?

It was a complete zoo here on Saturday with moderation if you could call it that being done by sone News person. All the crazy posts seem to have disappeared. Has AB ed done this?
08:45 Mon 29th Mar 20104 answers, last by jno 09:03 Mon 29th Mar 2010

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