Who or what would you include/exclude?
Say.........include artists and poets, exclude arms dealers and rapists.
Include bicycles and pubs, exclude 4x4's and supermarkets....
I know this should be in Business but more people use CB. Have just received an unsolicited mail shot from "European City Guide" which is inviting me to check the data they have on my...
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as...
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first...
Murphy's wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off. Naturally she...
Moshe Goldberg dies and his widow calls the local paper to insert an obituary notice, and they tell her it will be £5 per word. Being frugal she says just insert "Goldberg dead" The...
A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid. "Mais Certainement sir," says John-Baptiste the smarmy waiter. "Would you laahk to choose your squeed from ze tank over there?"...
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One British soldier is better than ten Taliban". The Taliban commander quickly...
An Eskimo who was out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA. The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the...
Jewish girl gets banished by her father for going out with an Arab guy. She marries him but family won't go to wedding. Some weeks later the girl phones her mother and begs to be allowed home. Her...
It was a complete zoo here on Saturday with moderation if you could call it that being done by sone News person. All the crazy posts seem to have disappeared. Has AB ed done this?
