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Northern Ireland Car Bomb

Would you call this the work of Republican Dissidents or Terrorists?...
11:50 Tue 23rd Feb 20102 answers, last by Booldawg 16:10 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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Men's English

"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired." = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you....
11:03 Tue 23rd Feb 20102 answers, last by BBBE99 16:54 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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Women's English

"Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry "We need" = I want "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be...
11:02 Tue 23rd Feb 20102 answers, last by sophie_1003 17:34 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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DICTIONARY FOR MENS PERSONAL ADS

“Active.” Manic. “Sensitive.” Severe allergies. “Easy going.” Passive-aggressive. “Caring.” Smothering. “Devoted.” Stalker....
10:58 Tue 23rd Feb 20101 answer, last by joggerjayne 11:02 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish…………………49 Adventurous…………Slept with all your friends Athletic………………. No...
10:57 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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It was all so different

before everything changed.
19:57 Mon 22nd Feb 201012 answers, last by joggerjayne 10:28 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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6 year old wrote an essay on the effect of pollution on wildlife

"My mum opened a tin of sardines and they were covered in oil and they were all dead"
17:15 Mon 22nd Feb 20102 answers, last by cazzz1975 17:43 Mon 22nd Feb 2010
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Well I do declare

Fred and Steve are sitting around one afternoon having a beer. After a while Steve says, "If I were to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you were off fishing, and she got...
19:19 Sun 21st Feb 20101 answer, last by marval 23:43 Sun 21st Feb 2010
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The boy stood on the burning deck

His........................
18:44 Sun 21st Feb 201040 answers, last by oscarina 00:35 Mon 22nd Feb 2010
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An insect falls into a mug of beer...

Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect...
15:24 Fri 19th Feb 20103 answers, last by society 12:52 Sat 20th Feb 2010
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Dog goes into a Post Office to send a telegram

When asked what the message was the dog went "Woof, woof, woof, woof" The clerk said "for the same money you could have another woof" The dog replied "But it wouldn't make...
12:09 Fri 19th Feb 20102 answers, last by craft1948 14:03 Fri 19th Feb 2010
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What is the odd one out and why?

4, 9, 16, 25, 36 & 43
19:43 Wed 17th Feb 20104 answers, last by boxtops 19:52 Wed 17th Feb 2010
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If you were absolutely starving

Is there anything you would not eat?
19:16 Wed 17th Feb 201049 answers, last by askyourgran 23:08 Wed 17th Feb 2010
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Anything hanging in your wardrobe

that you can't bring yourself to chuck out?
16:26 Wed 17th Feb 201015 answers, last by McMouse 17:46 Wed 17th Feb 2010
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Three stages of male performance

Tri-weekly Try weekly Try weakly...
11:56 Wed 17th Feb 20101 answer, last by B00 11:57 Wed 17th Feb 2010
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The early bird may get the worm

but the second mouse gets the cheese.
19:42 Tue 16th Feb 20106 answers, last by joggerjayne 19:49 Tue 16th Feb 2010
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Don't know why I posted this

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
18:53 Mon 15th Feb 20104 answers, last by annie-noyer 19:44 Mon 15th Feb 2010
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All the aforesaid "Muppets"

18:52 Mon 15th Feb 20109 answers, last by annie-noyer 19:46 Mon 15th Feb 2010

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