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Strange Phenomenon

Mrs McM buys something new and hangs in her wardrobe for a while and it shrinks two sizes
10:51 Thu 11th Mar 20103 answers, last by in a mo 13:41 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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Reason to smile:

Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
10:38 Thu 11th Mar 20106 answers, last by CARABINT 10:51 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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Up at the Crack of Dawn Tomorrow.

Haven't told Dawn yet.
18:26 Wed 10th Mar 20102 answers, last by Steve.5 18:38 Wed 10th Mar 2010
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Lessons Will be Learned!

Whenever something goes wrong the government minister with responsibility utters these words. When will the authorities stop "reacting" to events and start being "pro-active" by...
12:33 Wed 10th Mar 20103 answers, last by mccfluff 12:38 Wed 10th Mar 2010
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Too many Potholes in the Roads

Too many prisoners behind bars. What about chain-gangs...............Sorted....
10:31 Wed 10th Mar 20103 answers, last by bobjugs12 10:54 Wed 10th Mar 2010
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The Last Chicken

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see that...
18:25 Mon 08th Mar 20101 answer, last by marval 18:27 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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What do you get for the man who has everything?

Penicillin
11:56 Fri 05th Mar 2010
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A thought for Poet's Day

"Crime does not pay ...........................as well as politics."
11:40 Fri 05th Mar 2010
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Sex and the Elderly

Johnny asks grandpa: "Do you still have sex with granny?" Grandpa says: "Yes, but only oral." Johnny asks: "What is oral?" Grandpa says: "I say fcuk you, she says...
14:53 Thu 04th Mar 2010
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Did you hear about the MP who was so big

that when he died they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body? They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox....
13:29 Thu 04th Mar 20105 answers, last by poodicat 13:47 Thu 04th Mar 2010
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Well I never

A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man. "What's the matter, old man?" says the young man....
12:44 Thu 04th Mar 20103 answers, last by squarebear 17:54 Thu 04th Mar 2010
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Recession is when your neighbour loses his job.

Depression is when you lose your job. Recovery is when Gordon Brown loses his....
11:25 Thu 04th Mar 20103 answers, last by buildersmate 15:41 Tue 16th Mar 2010
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Corporate Life

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The...
11:18 Thu 04th Mar 2010
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Why does a round pizza

come in a square box?
10:54 Thu 04th Mar 20109 answers, last by McMouse 11:28 Thu 04th Mar 2010
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Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day

Give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.
10:45 Thu 04th Mar 201017 answers, last by bunch_of_fluffies 04:02 Sat 06th Mar 2010
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Are there any English words that rhyme with

orange, purple, and silver?
18:18 Wed 03rd Mar 201015 answers, last by quinie 18:52 Thu 04th Mar 2010
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Do Roman paramedics

refer to IV's as '4's' ?
18:04 Wed 03rd Mar 20101 answer, last by Zacsmaster 18:05 Wed 03rd Mar 2010
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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language

Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
17:59 Wed 03rd Mar 20105 answers, last by silka 18:23 Wed 03rd Mar 2010
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One good turn

gets the duvet.
17:51 Wed 03rd Mar 20104 answers, last by China Doll 17:56 Wed 03rd Mar 2010
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If we are all cast from the same mould,

why are some mouldier than others?
16:14 Wed 03rd Mar 20105 answers, last by China Doll 17:21 Wed 03rd Mar 2010

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