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It's hard when you suck it

I got some coffee from the filling station this morning (yes, yes ... I know) What is the point of that stupid little second hole in the lid? It's still far too hard to suck against the vacuum unless...

Mick-Talbot

For Pastafreak and any other Americans.

I would just like to say we British are not as ignorant to your culture as you may think we are. Have a jolly good Independence Day tomorrow the 5th of July. Hands across the water and all that....

stokemaveric

a quick survey...a yes or no answer will do...

do you want andy murray to win today???

docspock

A "fowl" morning

Off to a second hand junk yard in "Duck St" soon Then calling at butchers at "Turkey St" Jeen need my head to clear, not usually up at this time....

AB Editor

gnome sweet gnome - gnome puns please!

I'll start: Gnome is where the heart it. Spare Ed...

Booldawg

Today at work

I've been continously humming Barbers 'Adagio for Strings' but the William Orbit version and using different shapes with my tongue as a kind of 'vocoder' effect. I'm trying to get some drum n bass in...

R1Geezer

Jihads are us?

http://tinyurl.com/35yajmg New Mag for all the Islam apoligists?...

Seafarer1966

Irish Joke

Irish Police today discovered what they suspected to be a mass grave of dead snowmen. Further tests revealed it was actually a field of carrots.

sunnydaze8

house abroad

can you buy a house in america and then get a green card without living there. it woud be residential, not holiday lets though no one would actually live in it. we are thinking of investments and a...

quincyqqq

burka

lets get rid of the burka what do u think...

smurfchops

When are we going to get some rain ??

My grass is brown and my plants are dying, I am fed up with watering them all the time. The poor birdies can't find any worms and I am too hot. Sorry to be a grumpy old woman but can we have some rain...

Explorer-8

Work clothing in hot weather

I know somebody who works on the trains selling refreshments from a trolley. One day the air conditioning n his train broke down and it was very hot so he took his waistcoat off. A manager saw him...

todoronron

making homebrew

hey there does anyone know how to make homebrew from just normal stuff you buy like from the shops. I am so desperate for a drink I could shoot myself :(

merciasounds

*&^%$£"@~}{+_ kids!!! Just walking back from the beach with the children and dogs

we walked past a group of three lads throwing sticks and kicking a football at something in a tree. Their parents? - Well a male and female drinking Tennants Extra, with a baby on a blanket sitting...

R1Geezer

You can't get better than a Kwick fit fitter.......er....??

Can someone explain how kwik fit still exist? I cannot find anyone who goes there, I cannot find anyone who'd trust them to tighten a wheel nut, yet they survive. I can only assume there are a lot of...

ciaraciara

Coincidence????!!!!

We've all had this feeling... you know when you think of something randomly, e.g. hmmmm I havn't heard from bla bla in a while, and then 2 minutes later said bla bla phones you.... or you discover a...

docspock

Totally useless things !

Just seen Holly and the white bloke bloke demonstrating an electric wine cooler for £60. What's wrong with fridge. Useless list. 1. Spirit bottles optical dispensers. 2. Boxer shorts 3. Triple...

Bbbananas

Ed's 'on one' today....

... and it's his prerogative. :-)

m2n68

unknown tattoo

Can anyone please translate the meaning of this tattoo? (Not really sure if it means anything at all) http://i45.tinypic.com/2v0g9vq.jpg Apologies for the poor quality image....

donna1901

Pffffft men!

On ordering a new door lock the other day it has just arrived and no matter how hard i try i cant get it to line up properly!! I WANTED TO DEMONSTRATE THE WOMEN DON'T NEED MEN phrase before he got...

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