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Beginning Cooking

I am keen to be able to cook more meals from scratch and could do with some suggestions for fail and fool proof recipes, anyhting not too tomatoey (my boyfriends problem, not mine!) and particularly...

McMouse

One British Soldier

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One British soldier is better than ten Taliban". The Taliban commander quickly...

carrust

Yuk!

At a customers house this morning, his daughter was having scrambled eggs on toast smothered in gravy...yuk Is there anything more disgusting than eggs & gravy?...

Seafarer1966

Airport Security

Heathrow Airport security staff have detained an arab who they discovered had a joint of meat up his bum. It appears he's a member of Hamass.

Gromit

Anti BNP play banned

// A theatre play that criticises the British National Party has been banned from the town of Dudley amid fears it could offend parts of the local community. Producers were told by council officials...

AB Editor

We Don't Just Get Fan Mail...

Dear All, While we are, of course, inundated with piles and piles of fan mail every morning we sometimes find something a little more special. We think that sometimes we must not make the service...

McMouse

One's Chauffeuse has just pranged the jam jar

should one sack her or give another chance?

JG1965

I have chipped the front of my white cooker, what can I use to repair it?

Hi I have chipped a bit of the front of my white cooker, does anyone know of something on the market that I can use to repair it or cover it up? Thanks in advance....

merciasounds

What food (that you don't eat anymore) do you miss from your childhood?

Could be anything from your dear old mum's roast chicken, to your granny fruit cake - to tinned strawberries and Carnation milk -

jackthehat

Nice new logo...........

...........Easter chicks and eggs............yum (to both !)

Doodlernoodler

Imagine if all major retailers started making condoms but kept their slogans....

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better. Tesco Condoms - every little helps. Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have...

CAJ1

Sqad...

Are you still about?

rov1200

Social Care

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8593118.stm Who should take the burden for funding of the elderly? Labour have suggested a death tax on the disceased estate of about £10,000 which goes into...

tamborine

Amnesty for banned Abers

An amnesty would be excellent.....any defaulters should be banned for a limited time - even judges tell you the length of a sentence. http://www.theanswerb...k/Question878455.html...

VHG

Are young black men responsible for most violent crime?

I see the Press Complaints Commision has censured an online blog for saying "the overwhelming majority of London's violent crime was carried out by young, African-Caribbean men"....

ummmm

Contraceptive implant...

Due to get mine taken out later today. Has anyone had it? Does it hurt? Got the dreaded long overdue smear test as well :-( Should I neck a drink first? It's not until 5 o/c...so well into the...