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Rondy

Security Chief

The company president called the chief security guard into his office. "Dave, we've received a complaint from one of the employees that you are making obscene sexual comments and putting your hands...
13:14 Fri 26th Nov 20211 answer, last by McMouse 13:29 Fri 26th Nov 2021
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ToraToraTora

Why Do They Want To Come Here?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59414460 The 5th column tell us every day what a dump this is and how much better the EUSSR is. They are already in Utopia. So why? I don't get it....
15:20 Thu 25th Nov 202141 answers, last by fcc 20:18 Sat 27th Nov 2021
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McMouse

Pheasant

Is there any ethical distinction between getting pheasant from a butcher and road-kill?
15:13 Thu 25th Nov 202116 answers, last by AuntPG 18:35 Thu 25th Nov 2021
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Khandro

Labour: The Party Supporting Working People?

'East Midlands Labour are on the hunt for a new office administrator, promising an “exciting” opportunity to be “a part of a team which will help deliver the next Labour government“, and with a list...
12:51 Thu 25th Nov 202130 answers, last by andy-hughes 22:43 Thu 25th Nov 2021
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Rondy

Tech Support

Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."...
14:38 Thu 25th Nov 20218 answers, last by ToraToraTora 18:53 Thu 25th Nov 2021
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Hymie

Christmas Shopping

A couple went Christmas shopping with their three young children in tow. After hours of traipsing around toyshops and hearing their kids ask for every item on the shelves, they were totally fed-up....
20:58 Wed 24th Nov 20212 answers, last by zebo 12:27 Fri 26th Nov 2021
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-SharonA-

Christmas Time

I've decided to release a Christmas single called duvet know it’s Christmas time.... It’s a cover version!!...
14:03 Thu 25th Nov 20219 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:57 Mon 29th Nov 2021
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Smowball

Well It Made Me Laugh……

A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was...
09:34 Tue 23rd Nov 20218 answers, last by McMouse 16:01 Tue 23rd Nov 2021
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10ClarionSt

Not A Facemask In Sight......

.....at The Cenotaph Remembrance Parade last week. Not that I saw anyway. I mention this because one of the conditions on my e-ticket for entry said that all participants should (not must) wear a face...
09:03 Tue 23rd Nov 202150 answers, last by ichkeria 18:31 Wed 24th Nov 2021
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ToraToraTora

Is Israel Right To Be Concerned About Iran Devloping Nuclear Weapons?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-59322152 ...after all there is no doubt who their first target will be....
09:37 Tue 23rd Nov 202125 answers, last by Peter Pedant 17:37 Tue 23rd Nov 2021
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Rondy

Prince Charles

Prince Charles and Camilla are touring Iran. Charles asks the President: "Where is the Shah?" The President looks surprised, "There is no Shah, we got rid of the Shah some years ago." Charles frowned...
18:37 Mon 22nd Nov 20212 answers, last by McMouse 13:31 Tue 23rd Nov 2021
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Rondy

Baby

A couple had been trying for a baby for a few years without any luck. Eventually they saw a specialist who said there was a new system to help them. It involved an injection of monkey glands. Within...
12:54 Mon 22nd Nov 20213 answers, last by McMouse 16:02 Mon 22nd Nov 2021
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Barsel

A Genuine Question

Now we have been told to be vigilant because of the 2 recent terrorist attacks, what does that mean exactly, how do we do this? Earlier today I answered the door to a foreign man who spoke 3 words to...
16:36 Tue 16th Nov 202129 answers, last by Redhelen72 19:48 Tue 16th Nov 2021
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Canary42

Two Train Drivers

Two train drivers chatting over a pint or two :- First Driver: How many derailments have you experiences Jack? Second Driver: Hard to say Bill, it's difficult to keep track...
15:21 Tue 16th Nov 20216 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:33 Thu 18th Nov 2021
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ladybirder

Poor Chap. What A Shame. Scared He Might Be Jailed.

Do you feel sorry for him? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10204133/Insulate-Britain-activist-41-reveals-terrified-going-jail.html...
13:32 Tue 16th Nov 202134 answers, last by ladybirder 13:32 Wed 17th Nov 2021
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Bobbisox1

What’s For Tea On This None Brexit , None Vaccine Thread

I’m having Pasta and chicken with roast garlic and tomato...
15:57 Mon 15th Nov 202151 answers, last by Bobbisox1 17:54 Mon 15th Nov 2021
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Taalemsurt

How To Tell If God Hates You

Lets speak of god's wrath when he sends humanity to crush you mentally and emotionaly I had have a verry bad time when everybody attacked me i was wondering is that god or satan I must note the only...
21:29 Sun 14th Nov 202123 answers, last by Taalemsurt 20:54 Mon 15th Nov 2021
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Fatemah

Confuse With This Word

Hello. I hope you are doing well. So I was working with an organization and my HR manager was from an Asian country, and he was used to writing us "Dear Agent" instead of writing employee names in...
13:07 Mon 15th Nov 20214 answers, last by McMouse 15:18 Mon 15th Nov 2021
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McMouse

Bottom Of Barrel!

A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex viz you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge 20 an hour.' '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she...
15:35 Thu 15th Jan 20155 answers, last by McMouse 12:54 Fri 08th Oct 2021
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Rondy

Joining The Air Force

The chief of staff of the UK Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all our armed services. So, he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and...
13:29 Fri 01st Oct 20212 answers, last by emily1890 16:13 Fri 01st Oct 2021

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