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Books & their authors

Unsuccessful lion taming.......Claude Balls Russian Wrestling.......Itor Abollockoff Broken Windows.....Eva Brick Any more???...

dotty.

I know exactly what I am buying people for Christmas and where to get it.

I know exactly when I will be retiring and how to get my pension. I have car insurance, home insurance, life insurance, I already use ancestry.co.uk, I don't need a loan a holiday or a solicitor, can...

mrs_overall

Word challenge of the day

When talking to someone today, try and use the words "moped" and "anchovy" in the same sentence. Let me know how you get on. A bag of mackerel is the prize for the best one....

Jemisa

Weight Loss...

A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a guaranteed weight loss program....

IggyB

Worse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust....

netibiza

Follow up from Sky "No signal"

If I have to get another box, how can I marry up our working sky card to either a) HD box or another standard one so that we can get sports without having to pay a fortune to someone to do it for us!...

marval

The Tate Family

How many members of the Tate family belong to your church? There is old man Dic Tate, who wants to run everything, while Uncle Ro Tate tries to change everything. Their sister-in-law Agi Tate stirs up...

Jemisa

Feeling the pinch...

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bum and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the...

divegirl

Best film ever....

....to watch with my 15 year old daughter! I need a good laugh but the scariest of horrors will do too! Lol...seems to have the same effect on us.... Don't be offended if I don't reply just yet but...

Stargazer

Does anyone on here use Twitter?

I am registered but don't know how to use it properly. It seems to be all the rage so I would like to see what it's all about.

petal54

buriels

an odd question,but how would you prefer to be 'sent off' to the happy acres in the sky

desktop

fo of factor

where you to factor missing you need some questions answering

phleb

How many kg is 3750ml

I am trying to work out postage costs. thanks

anotheoldgit

Israel bombards Gaza

http://www.dailymail....mminent-invasion.html Why aren't our leaders prepared to condemn Israel, for these continuous attacks? Retaliation for rocket attacks from Gaza, and the right to self defence...

EcclesCake

UK Citizenship Test

A friend of mine is supposed to be studying for her UK Citizenship test, but keeps nodding off, probably because she was on the phone bending my ear until 2am.... I've just had a look at the practice...

McMouse

England v Australia

What a crap rendition of the National Anthem before the game started.

Stargazer

whatbis the difference between

enquiry and inquiry?

Duncer

Quite Despicable

http://www.dailymail....-85-000-benefits.html...

BlueToffee

Waste of money

Yesterday Mrs BT and I BOTH received letters from the pensions people telling us that our winter heating allowance will be paid within the next three weeks. Now, how much does it cost to generate a...