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Should Britain take sides in this conflict?

http://www.telegraph....n-rebel-grouping.html...

Elected Police Commissioners

It seems less than 15% voted for them. It has been a huge waste of money. Would you support scrapping them in future?...

Jemisa

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. the lawyer is thinking that pensioners are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the...

Smowball

Oysters.

I tried one for the very first time last weekend, after much persuasion! - was told not to chew it but just swallow it whole. Was a bit odd but ok. But whats the logic in eating something that you...

EvianBaby

Children In Need

Are you going to donate? I'll be babysitting my nephew and niece later so we will phone to donate as their Dad is one of the people taking the calls so we'll try and speak to him. You never know, even...

mrs_overall

AB Lonely Hearts Adverts

Gentleman of a certain age seeks female Daily Mail reader. Must have own highlighter pen. Male, Mafioso lookalike with own hair and some teeth, seeks lady who enjoys outings on a moped. Slightly...

sidkid

I saw

Donald Trump in my local this evening. The bloke sitting next to Donald wasn't impressed........it was a stinker..

douglas9401

There's no' been a murdur!

No mean city. :) http://local.stv.tv/g...ce-horses/?newsletter...

2sp_

Gggrrrrrr

Just had a bit of a run in with a nurse in our local A&E. Daughter #1 managed to tip her chair backwards and cracked her head on the radiator. Massive bump, thankfully didn't knock herself out and...

EvianBaby

Other peoples eating habits

Why does anyone care what anyone else eats and drinks? I just don't understand why people concern themselves so much with the acts of complete strangers that have no effect on them whatsoever....

maggiebee

Whoop whoop

Just received a letter telling me my £200 winter fuel payment will be in my bank within the next three weeks. Time to put on the central heating methinks?

wildwood

bacon

I know the religious literature forbids consumption or touching of swine/pig, but is there a valid reason for it, or is this one avenue to test the followers faith?

malagabob

Positions

We tried it in all positions Round the back. On the side. Up against the wall. But came to the conclusion the only place for the shed was at the bottom of the garden....

anotheoldgit

Britain falls foul of the ECHR, because we didn't ban slavery.

http://www.dailymail....an-Rights-judges.html How much longer are we to allow the world's undesirables into this country? /// But the Strasbourg judges ruled that the woman, whose identity they...

magicmick

Has This Been Tried Before?

Choose a celeb past or present from music, film sport etc, and put their life into a 5 line limerick, I know there are some creative minds out there so give it a go. I will start with...... A boy from...

Jemisa

Dandruff!

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked...

McMouse

Euromillions

Didn't win again. Bugger.

jd_1984

£133 million

Kind of stupid to ask what you would spend tonights jackpot on if you were the only winner, as it is an unbelievable amount of money and would be near impossible to spend it all, well maybe...! But go...

sunny-dave

The Blind Cowboy ...

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waitress : 'Hey, you...