I had a cold call this morning, which I ignored as I didn't recognise the number on the caller display. A recorded message was left, which I deleted. When I rang 1471, the recorded message said number...
I would like to know how you spend over £4m on a simple piece of machinery such as a steam locomotive. For that sort money you could put a rocket into space. Have the fund raisers had their legs...
A 'king rat has gnawed through my shed floor to get at the bird seed.
Traps have been set and an air rifle is to be borrowed.
I'll get the little ***...
Bad news...the element's gone belly-up Ont fan oven.
Worst news... The Mrs has got the magic finger out, pointed it and now I've got to clean the oven...sob.....