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mikey4444

Teachers Supplying Pens To School Kids.

Last might I met a married couple, who were both Teachers. They both worked in reasonably well-off areas. But I was a bit surprised that they both had to buy pens, pencils and art equipment for their...
10:58 Fri 20th Oct 201793 answers, last by Spicerack 12:08 Sat 21st Oct 2017
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Buenchico

Fao: Eddie51

Just in case you won't aware of it, your ashes scattering task (involving the Flying Scotsman), scheduled for this Saturday, will have to be put back by three weeks because of a hot-running axle box...
23:26 Thu 19th Oct 201711 answers, last by Spicerack 11:22 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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anotheoldgit

Careful Girls Your Hooped Earnings Are Now Deemed Racist.

http://www.eutimes.net/2017/10/leftists-now-say-hoop-earrings-are-cultural-appropriation/ /// Hoop earrings now join an ever-expanding list of everyday items deemed racist or offensive by the...
14:16 Thu 19th Oct 201797 answers, last by Ellipsis 22:27 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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melv16

Ay Up. Opera Yorkshire Style, Lad.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05kbzrs...
15:35 Thu 19th Oct 20174 answers, last by melv16 15:47 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Southern Ireland

I was on holiday in southern Ireland and whilst walking down a country lane I noticed a small man dressed in green holding his head in his hands between his legs I asked "are you a goblin" He replied...
06:20 Thu 19th Oct 201730 answers, last by marval 18:48 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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anotheoldgit

Why Is It That Sir Tom Not Naming Names?

http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/868344/Sir-Tom-Jones-admits-sexually-abused-start-career-The-Voice-Harvey-Weinstein...
10:33 Thu 19th Oct 201715 answers, last by mikey4444 09:36 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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anotheoldgit

How Did We Ever Manage Without Them?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4994980/JAN-MOIR-looks-innovations-60-years.html It is amazing the dates that some of these appliances were introduced. But think of the gadgets that were...
09:53 Thu 19th Oct 201778 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:02 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Clock Maker!

My father made clocks for a living .... he was always busy he had no time for me..that used to wind me up!!
11:07 Wed 18th Oct 201723 answers, last by marval 19:09 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

My Mother

My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.
10:15 Wed 18th Oct 201722 answers, last by Patsy33 21:34 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Accident Site

I was walking down the street earlier today when a lorry driver pulled up alongside me and said, "Excuse me, I'm looking for the the accident site involving a van carrying a load of cutlery." "No...
10:29 Wed 18th Oct 20175 answers, last by Voltage 13:47 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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albaqwerty

An Ab Bargain Hunt

hopefully, for a giggle. Who would you team up with and what would you search for? Who would you pair together? I'd pair Voltage and Patsy and send them off for hidden gems of jokes, as well as...
13:48 Tue 17th Oct 201761 answers, last by gness 12:40 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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jennyjoan

Workmen

Friend got a guy out to put an TV aerial on for her. He was charging £55 - any way she asked him "could you go a bit lower" - "well I could do it for you for £40 but it mightn't work". Did you ever....
21:22 Mon 16th Oct 201749 answers, last by TonyV 00:16 Tue 17th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Weird Weather

Strange atmosphere here today with weather. It looks slightly hazy, the sun looks an orangey red and it's getting very windy. Probably a storm brewing! We are in SW. What's it like where you live? (...
11:56 Mon 16th Oct 2017169 answers, last by yogi-bear 20:17 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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ToraToraTora

Wonder Why No Team Will Hire This Eejit!

http://www.bbc.com/sport/american-football/41630253 let's see, embarrass the team, embarrass the country, opt out of your own contract with one of the great NFL teams and wonder why he isn't getting...
09:44 Mon 16th Oct 201719 answers, last by jim360 16:38 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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EcclesCake

You Learn Something New Everyday

I've never given it much thought until today when I discovered that black grapes require a day/night change in temperature to develop their dark colour. A probably useless snippet of trivia but I...
10:49 Mon 16th Oct 201723 answers, last by mccfluff 12:06 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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10ClarionSt

Fao Buenchico.

I notice in your reply about congestion that you said you have a degree in Mathematics. I was useless at maths but did manage to obtain an "O" level in the subject back in the sixties. However, a...
23:05 Sat 14th Oct 201720 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 19:04 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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trt

Back To The Drawing Board For Bmw Security...

They always find a way dont they? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1554205/Shocking-moment-thieves-unlock-BMW-s-security-1-minute.html...
11:08 Sun 15th Oct 20173 answers, last by melv16 13:01 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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alison6399

Weekend Arrow Word

Hi one left to get the clue is Move boat from side to side (4 LETTERS) ?A?E Any help appreciated Thanks...
16:51 Sat 14th Oct 201710 answers, last by Baldric 17:07 Sat 14th Oct 2017
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melv16

Only Connect.

It's head scratching time again folks:-)
20:29 Fri 13th Oct 20177 answers, last by Postdog 01:51 Sat 14th Oct 2017
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zabado

Raised Bed.

I've built a couple of raised beds in my back garden and my intentions are to grow onions, garlic, beans & peas in them. So this weekend I'm thinking off emptying my old grow bags into the beds then...
09:02 Fri 13th Oct 20177 answers, last by diddlydo 13:50 Fri 13th Oct 2017

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