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mosword
Crows are driving me crazy as they are pecking all rubber on my car. wipers / door seals / cover for spare wheel is in shreds. They leave scratches on paint work too. Always between first light and 9...
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starone
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term test. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was...
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trt
Its at home and its one of those company's that offer a free hidden amplifier that fits in the ear. I know he will try to flog me a proper hearing aid but I can get them on the NHS for free. It will...
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hc4361
One of my friend's bought a t shirt for her two year old nephew and everyone else in the family thinks it is hilarious. I think it's plain wrong. It has a slogan - I'm with MILF. I cannot see how this...
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denis567
I am hard of hearing so I listen to TV via a loop system that feeds the sound directly into my ears through my hearing aids. This is great, but something queer is happening now. Up to the other day I...
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housemouse
..saying,maxim,legend,motto.. just now - Eggheads on TV- Dermot asks Judith -"Which poet first coined the phrase"Omnia vincit amor"? Love that- which brought to mind a young lass in the...
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joko
a coule of weeks ago, i was parked at the side of the road in designated bays that do not block the road at all...just behind me was a bus stop, which is not a bay sort, so the bus blocks the traffic...
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mjwman
I have used Open Office for a number of years now and benn happy enough with it. Now, Which magazine is reccomending Libreoffice. Has anyone got any views on this. Worth changing or not?...
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goldrings
Does anyone know where my sister might get a curb riser (or Curb Climber) for her electric wheelchair. Thank's for any help.
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MichaelZZ
Does anyone have any experience of the Western Digital 2TB hard drive (WDBAAU0020HBK-UESN)? I have just seen an offer from BT offering these at £64.99...
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MichaelZZ
I have had Hoover vacuum cleaners for more years than I care to remember and have always cleaned, serviced and repaired them myself with no problems. Three or four years ago I bought a PurePower...
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bobthefisherman
Two women were stood outside a dress shop. One of them pointed, and said "That's the one I'd get".......... Then a Cyclops came and ate them....
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Alvisona
I have an Indesit WM12X integrated washing machine. It is about 3 years old. It has become very noisy, especially when spinning. It's a kind of rythmic grinding noise. I've got a long-term...
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Oneeyedvic
Something that will catch the eye on a poster - maybe along the lines of: Pup Idol The Pet Factor etc Any thoughts / ideas welcome...
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EcclesCake
I know I can be a bit of a food fascist and have unreasonably high expectations on occasion. But.....am I the only person who takes the view when reading a menu, that if they can't spell it they can't...
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Linandern
Dingbats: 1.AchanceN 2.cHIMp 3.1 knows 4.LEGMISLUATIMON 5. ..avi.. 6.(B+2na)/2...
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Ann
We laugh at the way (some) Leicestershire people talk .........present company excluded!! Say these out loud: Shlatternipomferit (I will have to go back home to fetch it) Shadderaredun? (has she had...
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MichaelZZ
A barrister friend told me this little gem: A member of her chambers was in court one Monday morning when the judge said, in sombre judicious tones, "I'm afraid that we'll have to adjourn this...

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