A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the...
I was making pudding earlier and my son said something which I thought was quite funny, He said "Oh, you're making a mobile phone pudding". "Huh??" I said. To which he then laughed...
A friend of mine works in a call centre from 9am until 2pm and they are expected to be available to take calls within these times. If a call goes over their contacted hours they can claim the time...
I have just been speaking to a young friend due to take his A levels shortly. he was very distressed because he is very bright,but says he cannot get what is in his head down on to paper. He's always...
Can anyone help with these ? Whih is the odd one out, and what links the others ? 1 ) orange, lemon, lime, banana , olive 2 ) 8i , 4c, 8p, 12m, 10w 3 ) 1, 3, 5, 13, 14 ( Is there anything else apart...
Not really a question, just an update and thank you for all the advice and support and sympathy with evil gallbladder saga. A bit of a hitch in feeling very ill and in a lot of pain and being sent to...
Although it is a little on the chilly side it is almost sunny her in Scotland today - is spring just around the corner? http://www.jokeoverfl...around-the-corner.jpg I am away to hug a kittie - they...
Two explanations, please. 1a Register a line in female handbags. Answer: FALSETTO.
16a Trouble starts to frighten those seeking to prevent it? (6) Answer: FRACAS.
Thanks....
And the final question to win the £1000 is: Take That's first album consisted of four words. The first two were "Take That", so what were the second two? There was a long pause then a...
Wife by text to husband at work ............ "Windows at home frozen - what should I do?" Husband - "Spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them" Wife a few minutes later -...
I'm invited - or rather coerced into - a Titanic centenery dinner. The dress code is either authentic to 1912, or formal black tie. As (although I'm female) I don't do dresses, I want to wear formal...
I am male, 58 years old with type 2 diabetes and a couple of other ongoing problems. The medication I am currently taking is as follows:- METFORMIN 500MG - TWO to be taken TWICE a day EPILIM 200MG -...
I'm lying in the bath with a gorgeous glass of red and I started thinking about life, love, people and places. In my life I have seen and done so many amazing, different, unique and disturbing things....