A lesbian goes to a gynaecologist and the gynaecologist says "I must say, this is the cleanest vagina I"ve seen in ages." "Thanks," said the lesbian. "I have a woman in 4...
Recently I came across the story of God justifying Himself to Gabriel as He creates Wales, culminating in "wait till you see the neighbours I've given them". I can't find a version that's...
Can anyone tell me where on the High St I can buy individually wrapped tea bags and coffee bags. I have seen them online but have not left myself time to order these. I am not a tea drinker but am...
a few years ago,wife and i were on holiday near loch tay.took dog for a walk amongst the trees alongside the loch.came to a cleared circular area,like it had been hoovered.right in the centre were a...
I can't see why this clue fits the answer (except the first word), so why? 29a: Defect in 15, for example, no good for clubs (11) - SHORTCOMING 15 is: Wise man finally appears in U.S. lake (5) - ERNIE...
I'VE HEARD that supermarkets waft bakery smells around the store to subconsciously encourage customers to buy bread. I can only conclude that my local Netto supermarket is trying to encourage its...
A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. "I'd like one under-cooked egg so that it's runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it's...