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Jemisa

From Toby age 5

Well it is a straight answer and if anyone has a problem it is the teacher. I think she likes to teach that birds are not animals. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ From Toby. Our...
15:23 Mon 09th Jul 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 22:57 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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Jemisa

Pension Sex...

Two old men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?' 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.' 'Pension sex?' 'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!' LOUD SEX A...
11:40 Sun 08th Jul 20127 answers, last by missprim 15:16 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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Jemisa

Pension Sex - 2

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary, the husband yelled, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies...
11:48 Sun 08th Jul 20128 answers, last by missprim 15:15 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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marval

To laugh or not to laugh

There was once a handyman who had a dog named Mace. Mace was a great dog except he had one weird habit: he liked to eat grass - not just a little bit, but in quantities that would make a lawnmower...
16:20 Sun 08th Jul 20127 answers, last by missprim 15:12 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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Jemisa

ocd

I have OCD which means I must do everything three times. It's a nightmare when I walk into something....
16:35 Sun 08th Jul 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 15:27 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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marval

Lips moving

A certain vicar always started his service by saying "The Lord be with you", after which the congregation responded "And also with you. “One morning he mounted the pulpit and said...
17:15 Sun 08th Jul 20128 answers, last by tonyav 15:05 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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marval

Do it right

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She...
14:58 Mon 09th Jul 20125 answers, last by wildwood 23:59 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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Scylax

'The Actress'

On recommendation, I bought and watched this DVD yesterday. For the life of me I can't understand why it amassed so many credits and awards. To me, it was third rate and barely worth watching. What...
16:32 Sun 08th Jul 20128 answers, last by Scylax 16:25 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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marval

Did you?

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? It rips off your arm, and then runs for help....
14:57 Mon 09th Jul 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 17:38 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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magicmick

Ladies locker room

Three ladies in the local tennis club locker room getting changed ready for a game, when a man ran through naked with just a bag over his head, the first lady looking down at his penis said "well...
23:04 Sun 08th Jul 201210 answers, last by missprim 14:54 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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missprim

It's a girl

I have a new granddaughter :-) Her name is Lucy and she was born at 4am today. My daughter and her daughter are both fine and I'm really looking forward to seeing them this afternoon....
10:06 Sun 08th Jul 201256 answers, last by lady-janine 16:16 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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magicmick

One for the lady's

Womans Poem He didn't like the casserole And didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were to hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew. I didn't...
23:33 Sun 08th Jul 20129 answers, last by tonyav 15:04 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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TWR

How?

Did?
09:35 Mon 09th Jul 201270 answers, last by TWR 16:31 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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lynbrown

Just how unlike real life is Corrie!

You wake up with suspected flu, call the doc, and within an hour, there he is at your door. If only!
17:35 Sat 07th Jul 201258 answers, last by pugthedog 23:32 Sat 07th Jul 2012
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missprim

Investments for children

I would like to invest some money for my grandchildren. Two of them were born in 2006 and both were entitled to the children's trust fund, but when my new grandchild is born, he/she won't get that...
09:49 Sat 07th Jul 20127 answers, last by spotit3 04:48 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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cathfromsaron

'Tracy' in Corrie

is she pregnant in real life? *knows it's not real*...
10:10 Sat 07th Jul 20125 answers, last by yogasun 10:28 Sat 07th Jul 2012
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murraymints

got a girraffee ???

Right well..you lot can stay here chatting all day ..I have to go find a second Girraffee for my ark..any going spare ???..see you all later !!!!play nicely !!
08:16 Sat 07th Jul 201216 answers, last by paulaCC 09:13 Sun 08th Jul 2012
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AliceTickband

BBC advert for upcoming Proms

Can any ABer tell me the title of the first piece of music in the trailer....the slow gentle one? tia...
18:44 Fri 06th Jul 20127 answers, last by whiskeryron 19:21 Sat 07th Jul 2012
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anotheoldgit

Did they over-react?

This is regarding a bus on which a passenger saw smoke coming from a fellow passengers bag and contacted the police. The bus was stopped on the M6 toll motorway, and surrounded by Armed officers,...
11:19 Fri 06th Jul 201245 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:30 Fri 06th Jul 2012
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tonyav

Carnival.

It's carnival day tomorrow where I live. Do you think it will be a wash out ?.
13:51 Fri 06th Jul 201296 answers, last by Tilly2 19:28 Fri 06th Jul 2012

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