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Phobias

I have heard of phobias of snakes, spiders,birds,small creatures,clowns,and balloons, but a girl at work told me she had a phobia of fish, never heard of that one
21:31 Sun 29th Apr 201242 answers, last by chi-chi66 05:41 Mon 30th Apr 2012
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excelsior-1

what id the difference...

between unlawful and illegal? <br/> anybody?...
19:25 Sun 29th Apr 201213 answers, last by FredPuli43 23:51 Sun 29th Apr 2012
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ANHPAM

Why do men ask me if i've had previous relationships?

when a man who wants to date me calls and asks me if I've had relationships since my divorce what's he getting at?
19:37 Sun 29th Apr 201233 answers, last by Michelle_Carlson 12:08 Tue 15th May 2012
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smurfchops

Food at Wetherspoons

Ok what would you recommend for a fussy eater at Wetherspoons? Something filling but not greasy please.
18:06 Sun 29th Apr 201218 answers, last by fender62 12:39 Wed 02nd May 2012
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missprim

What's for lunch?

I seem to be managing with breakfast and evening meal choices, but I do struggle with lunch ideas. If I'm at home at lunchtime I usually will have soup or a couple of boiled eggs or perhaps a jacket...
15:08 Thu 26th Apr 201231 answers, last by healthy1deas 05:03 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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tonyav

Apple.

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The ITit will cost £499 TO £699, depending on cup size and speaker size. This is a major social...
15:29 Sun 29th Apr 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 23:30 Sun 29th Apr 2012
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Jemisa

Jesus is watching you...

A burglar breaks into an isolated country house after watching the whole family depart for a night out on the town. As he creeps across the darkened living room he hears a voice saying: "I can...
11:49 Sun 29th Apr 20126 answers, last by missprim 17:56 Sun 29th Apr 2012
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Jemisa

Squeeeze...

Two old ladies were looking at the giraffe in an enclosure at the Zoo. It's arse was at their eye level. "have a look at his balls!", one said to the other. "I reckon I could squeeze...
13:09 Sun 29th Apr 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:45 Sun 29th Apr 2012
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marval

Putt

An older couple are playing in the annual golf club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance and her husband can...
15:12 Sun 29th Apr 20125 answers, last by Jemisa 23:34 Sun 29th Apr 2012
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Mrrumos

Suspicious new neighbors thread, was there something wrong with it, did i break the rules or was this computer error?

Hi last night i posted a thread here about our suspicious new neighbors thread and when i tried to post back on i couldn't, i'm not sure whether the thread was pulled or whether i broke the rules in...
10:22 Sun 29th Apr 2012127 answers, last by brenda 10:29 Mon 30th Apr 2012
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nfn

I need to vent my anger

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (that's better)...
23:49 Sat 28th Apr 201216 answers, last by Smowball 05:55 Sun 29th Apr 2012
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redribbon

Would You Want to Be Young Again

Oh Yeah
23:45 Sat 28th Apr 201225 answers, last by owdhamer 16:33 Sun 29th Apr 2012
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Jemisa

Two Books...

Over 12s..... Kids (15-16yr olds) in school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they...
22:58 Sat 28th Apr 201211 answers, last by askyourgran 22:46 Sun 29th Apr 2012
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JackDanielsU

King 'n' Queen

In a kingdon far far away in times of yore, a king was ready to go on a visit to a neighbouring kingdom. He was troubled though as he was going alone, and leaving behind his gorgeous Queen, and he...
22:05 Sat 28th Apr 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:46 Sun 29th Apr 2012
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starone

Note found on the Refrigerator One Morning.

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after...
21:54 Sat 28th Apr 20126 answers, last by missprim 23:38 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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marval

World Domains

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in todays computer world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you...
21:37 Sat 28th Apr 20124 answers, last by santhan 11:48 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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marval

Circle Of Life

At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants. At age 10...success is...making your own meals. At age 12...success is...having friends. At age 16...success is...having a drivers license. At age...
17:14 Sat 28th Apr 20128 answers, last by missprim 23:34 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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rozia

Had a very down today

and I thought the only way memories will fade is by ending it all. I remember things from the past that are doing my head in, i tried to forget, but i will do something at some point which will remind...
23:33 Fri 27th Apr 201261 answers, last by tinkerbell23 20:40 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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Jemisa

Problems down below!

Adult..... A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of...
14:45 Sat 28th Apr 20126 answers, last by redribbon 21:50 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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hc4361

Corrie Bohemian Rhapsody

I'm still laughing about it.
14:26 Sat 28th Apr 201225 answers, last by chrissa1 14:55 Sun 29th Apr 2012

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