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Sonyme

rule of succession

In olden days, when Thailand was Siam there was no order of succession as the king had many wives and many sons. When the king died all the princes had to form a line in the palace courtyard and...
14:18 Sat 28th Apr 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:43 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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Jemisa

"Dem Bells Dem Bells"...

ADULT... Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced...
14:02 Sat 28th Apr 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:42 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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Dodger666

Serves him right

What not to do if you dump your dentist girlfriend, unless you're stupid. http://www.dailymail....end-leaves-mouth.html...
07:35 Sat 28th Apr 20128 answers, last by hc4361 18:35 Wed 09th May 2012
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factor-fiction

I am just wandering...

Clearly i spend too long on Answerbank as I have noticed how many posts, mainly from new posters, end with the sentence "I am/was just wandering....". A quick check using the AB search box...
07:11 Sat 28th Apr 201230 answers, last by factor30 19:18 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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zabado

London Olympics.

A bloke says to his wife "I've bought some of those new Olympic condoms,Gold,Silver & bronze". "Which sort did you buy"said the wife?"He replied "for you darling...
05:45 Sat 28th Apr 20122 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 11:21 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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starone

The Rescue

MY LITTLE DOG FELL INTO THE RIVER AND COULD NOT GET OUT BECAUSE THE BANKS WERE TOO HIGH. I STOOD THERE HELPLESS AS I CANNOT NOT SWIM WHEN A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED IN THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED MY...
08:07 Sat 28th Apr 20123 answers, last by cupid04 16:48 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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askyourgran

A Little white-haired old lady calls her neighbour....

"Hello Jack" she said, "can you help me I'm stuck with a real hum-dinger of a jigsaw and I can't seem to get started with it" Jack decided to go across to help her, and she shows...
22:35 Fri 27th Apr 201210 answers, last by marval 16:43 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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marval

Making love to a woman. Adult

MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans...
20:21 Fri 27th Apr 20123 answers, last by missprim 23:04 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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Jemisa

"You're Passionate"...

All Ages...... Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive...
16:20 Fri 27th Apr 20122 answers, last by missprim 23:02 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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Jemisa

A Man Walks

..... into a pub and says, "Hey, Barman give me two shots." The Barman says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The bloke says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me...
22:35 Wed 25th Apr 20124 answers, last by missprim 13:26 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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starone

aches and pains

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know...
22:10 Wed 25th Apr 20125 answers, last by missprim 13:25 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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starone

I'm not deaf

An elderly gentleman... Had serious hearing problems for a number of years.. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to...
22:05 Wed 25th Apr 20125 answers, last by missprim 13:24 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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marval

Black Widow

Many years ago a Mary Jane Wilkinson was known as a black widow. She was convicted of killing three husbands, and was sentenced to be hung. On the day of her execution the prison officer asked her if...
16:47 Wed 25th Apr 20125 answers, last by missprim 13:22 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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cazzrob

Crude but made me laugh!

Ann, Jan and Fanny were 3 sisters, one night Ann and Jan had dates. Their 2 suitors took a look at Ann and Jan's feet and said " look at your feet, they're tiny" Ann and Jan replied..."...
07:33 Fri 27th Apr 20126 answers, last by Jemisa 16:29 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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maggiebee

Rabbie

The British PM David Cameron is visiting a Glasgow hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness. He greets one and the patient replies: "Fair fa your...
09:02 Fri 27th Apr 20126 answers, last by tenrec 15:06 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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deggers316

syndicate

excellent series but flawed at the last minute. Jamie would not have been killed in the crash for two reason 1- the air bag (s) would have stopped his head hitting the steering wheel, it didn't go off...
10:37 Thu 26th Apr 201216 answers, last by chaptazbru 15:15 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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iansterling

lynx girl

who is the girl in the yellow bikini in the lynx advert??
17:42 Thu 26th Apr 20121 answer, last by missprim 23:26 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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craft1948

The Olympics

Today my friend asked me "If you could eliminate one race from the Olympics what would it be?" I gave this some thought and decided on the Argentinians. He was somewhat surprised as...
17:48 Thu 26th Apr 201213 answers, last by maggiebee 17:13 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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Jemisa

After Marriage...

Suitable: Adults Only...... Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they...
22:20 Thu 26th Apr 20124 answers, last by tenrec 15:05 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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missprim

Complaint

I would like to write a letter to Tesco to complain about something but I cannot find an address for a written complaint. I've found online forms and telephone numbers and address to write to them...
18:06 Thu 26th Apr 20125 answers, last by murraymints 18:18 Thu 26th Apr 2012

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