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wildwood

Australian Bush Poetry.

The warmth and heart wrenching simplicity of Australian bush poetry can bring a tear to the eye. We are blessed in this country to have such an abundant wealth of talented story tellers through whom...
23:12 Fri 16th Dec 201115 answers, last by wildwood 20:12 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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missprim

Recycling Christmas cards

If you have cards to dispose of after Christmas, can you put them in your paper recycling bin or not? I'm just thinking of the ones that have gliiter and stuff on them.
14:21 Sat 17th Dec 201111 answers, last by AlBags 16:03 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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trt

Had a £120 suprise today...

Its from the Government to help my electric cost for the winter. Didn't know anything about it and most welcome....
14:04 Sat 17th Dec 201129 answers, last by trt 15:41 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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zabado

Moggie.

What do you call a septic cat ?. - - - - - - - Puss .
09:34 Sat 17th Dec 20114 answers, last by zabado 16:04 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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jd_here

A Wedding Surprise

Dai had proposed to Megan and been accepted. "But", added Megan, before we get married I must tell you something dreadful about my past life." "No," said Dai, "I won't...
11:20 Sat 17th Dec 20115 answers, last by wildwood 20:06 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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utepoot

I'm tired of people taking the P about Americans

America is a great country. Yes, it has its flaws but most of that is down to the government, not the people. I happen to be from the USA, I have emigrated to the UK, which I dearly love and embrace...
02:20 Sat 17th Dec 201153 answers, last by pastafreak 16:47 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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Caran

RADIO

what stupid programmes do you rememb er from the radiio. Like tapdancing and ventroliquism on the radio, how could they justify it?
01:04 Sat 17th Dec 201113 answers, last by vulcan42 16:41 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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missprim

Remember this at Christmas time

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late...
23:47 Fri 16th Dec 20114 answers, last by Old_Geezer 13:01 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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naomi24

Am I the only one who hasn't put Christmas decorations up yet?

I've a pile of Christmas cards sitting on a shelf waiting for a home too. Got to sort it out this weekend!
18:58 Fri 16th Dec 2011146 answers, last by tamborine 23:19 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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Mycrowsoft

Oh god

Just why do inferior women think that we are idiots????
00:08 Sat 17th Dec 201131 answers, last by humbersloop 17:07 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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cazxx1

men

why are men all idiots
23:51 Fri 16th Dec 201145 answers, last by moonraker558 16:25 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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marval

Useful

Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not have received: 1. Thanks a lot. 2. My word! What a gift. 3. Well, well, well 4. If I hadn't put on so much weight...
18:39 Fri 16th Dec 20114 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:28 Fri 16th Dec 2011
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jd_here

Christmas Presents

Gutted, just been in the loft and found one of OH's Christmas presents from last year. Its a shame, she'd have loved a puppy!...
18:32 Fri 16th Dec 20117 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 15:12 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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starone

This isn't really a joke - it's too true

Merry Christmas To My Female Friends If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you And deliver some things just inside your front door Things you have lost, but...
23:14 Fri 16th Dec 20113 answers, last by marval 15:25 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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AMscientist

Do flies and wasps feel anger?

Hi there i'm a amateur scientist and have always been interested in science and to date have racked up many hundreds of experiments some of which i'll be sharing with you. During summer my house like...
14:08 Thu 15th Dec 201120 answers, last by jomifl 12:58 Fri 16th Dec 2011
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trt

Fancy having to travel like this everyday to work!!!

I know here in the UK the rail service is not 100% but this is crazy!!! ...
20:06 Thu 15th Dec 20119 answers, last by ladybird49 20:46 Thu 15th Dec 2011
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cazzz1975

little treats

I bought a shower curtain today, inexpensive and very nice has anyone treated themselves to a little something lately?...
18:05 Thu 15th Dec 201142 answers, last by seadogg 20:27 Thu 15th Dec 2011
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scorpio

any athiests? would you pray to god when your on your deathbed?

I am not a christian or an athiest but if say you know your time is up, say in a plane crash or on your death bed in your final moments dying of cancer, would you silently pray to " god"
10:11 Thu 15th Dec 2011144 answers, last by LazyGun 08:02 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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missprim

Not the back button !!

What's happened to the submit button? Just read a joke wrote my reply and no where to submit it. It's on this page but not on the jokes section....
19:16 Thu 15th Dec 20116 answers, last by marval 22:02 Thu 15th Dec 2011
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piggynose

a xmas joke...

Christmas joke - A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five...
17:39 Thu 15th Dec 201123 answers, last by heathfield 16:27 Sun 18th Dec 2011

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