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Merry Xmas And Best Wishes For The New Year!

Well I got put in the slammer over Christmas for being rude, so a belated Seasons Greetings to everyone, and wishes for a happy and healthy New Year.

tamaris

A Very Happy Christmas And A Prosperous New Year.

I want to say a big thank all to all of you that have helped me this year on AB. I really do appreciate your input. I will be alone this Christmas, I know there are lots of others in the same...

murraymints

A Message From Minty On Minty Day

I would like to wish all my AB playmates a very very merry Minty Day and a peaceful, prosperous and healthy New Year. I thank you all for being such lovely peeps and for helping me through some dark...

Mags22

Pregnant Soap Stars

Just how many of our 'soap' girls are pregnant? Weather girls seem to have caught the bug as well

AB Editor

Merry Christmas Answerbankers

I hope everyone is well and enjoying this last little wander up to the main event :) I'm quite excited this year. I don't know what the difference is - but it feels like a proper Christmas! Thank you...

mrs_overall

Apologies

I am just about to go out so unfortunately the much anticipated final episode of The Village will have to wait. It will appear at some point....just not today. I wish you all a very happy Christmas...

Samuraisan

Am I The Only One?

Who uses 13 yes 13 products every evening : Shampoo Soap Facial soap Down there soap Talc Body lotion Foot lotion Eye cream Serum Night cream Hand cream Lip salve Toothpaste But what could I omit ?...

slinky.kate

Had A Good Greet Yesterday

I decided to sit and watch a nice film in the afternoon and ended up bubbling,i watched a true story,Greyfriars Bobby. what is your saddest film that made you cry????...

nailit

Ladies, Sex, Impotence And Medication

if you're a lady and you meet someone who you want to have a relationship with (a male) and he is impotent because of the medication he is taking, would that affect your desire / choice to have a...

nailit

When Does Humour Become Offensive

Ive had my issues over the years with alcohol mental health the law and prison unemployment sex and relationships Illness abuse etc Yet, I can still find the humour in it all and laugh at jokes about...

DTCwordfan

Christmas Announcements (5)

Knowabitless’s AB version of DTC Longfellow’s 'Three Queens' Three AB Queens came riding from Dee Sa away, Mrs Chappie and Atalanta and Netibiza; Three ABers out of the Saki East were they, They...

Caran

Help! Will I Be Ok?

Fancying something sweet, I had a rummage in the fridge. At the back I found a crime brûlée. I put the sugar on it and put it under the grill. I ate it, it was delicious but.... I have just noticed...

DTCwordfan

Christmas Announcements (4)

We're walking in the AB air We're floating in the Moonie sky; Ozzie's far below sleeping as we fly We're holding on very tight Slappy's showing the whisky hue Sir O's finding he can fly so high with...

lindapalmara

Restaurant Dining

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,...

Sparky22

Fray Bentos Pie In Cans? Why?

Why would you want to invent or eat a pie in a can? Who eats these things?

Slapshot

Blonde Jokes...

A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He's going through his usual run of off-colour and 'dumb blonde' jokes, when a well-dressed blonde woman in the fourth row...

Samuraisan

Shall I Murder Him ?

My husband forgot our 38 th. Wedding anniversary. I normally drop hints, but I didn't this year and low and behold......I should have known better I suppose, I asked for it.

gollob

The Royal Variety Show-How Poor Was It?

No wonder the Queen did not go Michael McIntyre was an embarrassment as the compere especially at the start of the show..Sara Milligan was no poor. About time she had some new and better material The...

jasmin26

My New Rescue Boy _ Fao Tilly And Anyone Else Who Loves Dogs Of Course

this is my new rescue boy , he is ten weeks old approx....

anotheoldgit

Just When One Thought This Breastfeeding Saga Couldn't Get Worse, Absolutely Pathetic.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2863487/Women-stage-mass-breastfeed-protest-outside-Claridge-s-London-hotel-ordered-woman-cover-feeding-baby.html...

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