Today I went for the first time to spend the day with a new-ish friend. She ushered me into her house and her dog jumped up and laddered my tights. We went into the kitchen where she made me a cuppa...
I was gardening and spotted a dandelion on the lawn. With a cry of "gotcha" I pulled it out and took a step forward towards the weed bucket. I didn't see the hoe until the handle smacked me in the...
How many of you haggle when you buy something? In the past month I have successfully haggled in PC World, a jewellers and an antiques shop. I have to mention I am from Yorkshire and therefore it is a...
Yesterday I bought 1 x brand new Next T shirt for Mr O 1 x brand new Debenhams t shirt - again, for Mr O 1 x Adidas hoodie for youngest Junior O 1 x Next skirt for middle Junior O 1 x Helly Hansen...
He has come home from a trip to his hives and all 90,000 of his bees are dead. He didn't look amused when I said he would need a lot of miniature coffins....
Seen at China Fashion Week
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I have a lot of pieces of 8" x 6" wood to paint white and was wondering if it is worth investing in some sort of spray gun. How do they work, can you use ordinary primer and emulsion in them and can...
Scenario: after a pleasant evening out I decided to walk home and was passing the fish quay. I saw a man sitting on a fish box and as I neared him he stood up and turned to face me. Two things struck...
The award goes to Mr O's cousin who visited us for the first time yesterday. His wife has persuaded him they need a long overdue holiday. He took me on one side and asked in all seriousness if he...
We have been given two dozen eggs from a friend. I didn't want to offend her by asking, but are all hens vaccinated against salmonella? (A few years ago a bout of salmonella nearly killed me and I am...
I know you are struggling for ideas for your new business venture involving rocks. Perhaps the folks on here can come up with suggestions? I'll start with 1. Building miniature stone circles for the...
Scenario: at a wedding reception a male guest has thrown a female guest over his shoulder and she is screaming. The best man tells the male guest to behave himself. The male guest then picks up the...