After years of embarrassing my children with my odd sense of humour, being an accident waiting to happen and my often peculiar dress sense I was happy to have grandchildren enabling me to continue...
driving out this morning doing 30 mph in a 30 zone for some unknown reason a large multicoloured van with blue lights on the roof pulled out in front of me. As I got a little closer Icould read the...
of an idyllic village green set up for its annual fete. Mrs_o overlording it, craft in the fortune teller's tent advising divorce, mamyalynne already administering first aid to an injured tony, gness...
good morning mrs_o. jimmy nail has arrived, and will be at your command until half past three this afternoon. i did not see any post or reply from traci66 last night while colin farrell was here for...
The Red Arrows just did a low pass here over the lake in 5-4 formation. Heading East - on the way to Lowestoft from Yeovilton I guess. Fantastic. My timing was perfect, I'd just gone for a nosy round...
I have been asked out to a birthday lunch from a man I met a year ago. I dont know him well as we have only really said hello, only seen him about half a dozen times in passing. I saw him yesterday in...
cogratulations to kenneth branagh, kate winslet, et-al .. and of course all those unsung heores among us ordinary people. this has given me an idea. what are everybody's thoughts about an answerbank...
I'm signing off for the next few weeks, going to London for the Diamond Jubilee celebrations, then off from Gatwick to chase a bit of sunshine. Pity booze is expensive where we're going (Mrs BJ...
My black neighbour told me this - laughing uproariously!! He assures me it is not racist!! A twin-engine passenger plane has an engine failure and the altitude and speed are decreasing rapidly. The...
I've been having issues with only one of my eyes for a while now and I'm hoping one of you lovely people can help me? Firstly, it feels like there is something in it all the time, although there is...
but is anyone else having problems seeing avatars? The only ones I can see are peoples who haven't changed them from the bubble men. The others are just plain box with the words 'avatar image' in it....
Just completed the bi-annual "sorting of the clocks". Was bored enough to actually keep count ... 12 things needed re-setting manually (even the bl**dy microwave seems to need to know the...