The popes are moving, the neighbourhood has gone bad. Gangs of youths are cruising the cul de sac, making life unbearable for the residents. Identifiers (gang signs) include, pink scooters, bridesmaid...
When it comes to achievements in life, I've not done too badly. I once got an 8 letter word on Countdown (EPIDURAL) and I did rather spectacularly dent David Coulthard's car, illustrating quite...
I am trying to run two identities on Facebook (one personal, one work/website) both have two completely different identities/passwords etc. I can log into both separately through Safari with no...
The screams, the cries, the bloodshed, yes my husband has two weeks to witness the terrifying reality that is a stay at home holiday with me and the kids. Will he survive? Will I end up sectioned? Who...
Is this true? I have received a number of requests from people I don't know or I'm surprised they want to be FB friends. Then I read that Facebook data mines and sends actual friend requests for you...
My ex just sent this to me in an email...lol...is this more what life is really like? “As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit...
My husband brought home one of his company's mugs the other day. It was particularly small (perhaps promoting shorter tea breaks?). But it got me thinking, I would like to build an unethical mug...
A very dear German friend of mine is coming to stay for a few days next month, and I know she will bring some gifts for us, so really would love to get her something. She is 40ish, just married (no...
My name is nellipope and I have virtually no friends! I am hoping to achieve a higher state of friendlessness by 2013. It's been a hard slog, but I found that with the help of a few...
I am driving myself mad, trying to remember a song our sales manager used to play as the "sales team warm up song". I think the song was a eurovision entry (not sure if it was a winner...
Ever said to yourself "how hard can that be", "ooh that's a good idea, I'll give that a go", "what could possibly go wrong". Im sure Scott (of the Antartic fame)...
This is an urgent appeal on behalf of black and dark coloured tops and t-shirts. Every year thousands are defaced, and discarded before their time. Deodorant marks are a serious problem people, and it...
Sometimes my husband and I like to play " what would we be doing today if we didn't have kids" , I would be shopping for shoes, a cliche i know, but then cliches are cliches for a damned...
I hate women who complain about being a size 10 ( the operative word there being "complain"). It's rather like telling me that my aspiration for a four star Caribbean cruise and a Range...
I like to call today black Wednesday. Admittedly I don't actually earn any cash as I am a stay at home mother/wife (or as I like to style my job title; cook, seamstress, psychologist, logistics...
I have recently acquired (via c section a baby) she's gorgeous and 6 weeks old! My husband and I also have a two year old! However my husband seems to be unable to do any feeds during the night at all...
What would it be!? Regardless of money!! 1: a fake drug smuggler into countries just to see if i actually could!! ( watching waaay to much nothing to declare- australian border prog) 2: supernanny- id...
Have been awake since 2am this morning with insomnia hate. I use this term for when you can't sleep and you find yourself wishing delusional grandiose acts of revenge on those who have upset/wronged...
I have a lovely two year old and I'm currently 33 weeks pregnant, my husband works far away (occasionally overnight but certainly 3-4 hours away) I don't have any family whatsoever and certainly no...