I was standing in the queue in Aldi earlier and a voice announced "Checkout no.5 please." I thought, I've seen better than her. ___ Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle’s wife?... ...
And I do like a ruddy good laugh. I had sometime to kill today so sat outside Currys. Out came a young guy with a very big TV on his truck to the waiting young lady and her ford focus. She opened... ...
Collecting people from the airport, we parked late at night at the nearby McDonald's. It being very dark, husband got out of the car to read parking sign - 60 minutes free if using the facilities... ...
Passed a Greggs today and a notice outside stated, ( only serving black coffee today, NO MILK. So the button they press for white coffee on the machine must have stopped working. There was a... ...
BBC reporting that the Iranian government has been plotting to eliminate DT - a number of Iranian plants duly in FBI custody now. Now where's that hypersonic missile, Donald?
Just packed up my home on wheels,and off in the morning for fun and fishing 4 of us going so should be great fun all round. May even stretch the trip into the weekend. The pike are awaiting to... ...
I can't get one with the plastic stalk to attach with a pin, they all seem to have a sticky pad that's useless. I had to heath robinson my own solution. It wasn't broke, why did they "fix"... ...
Towards the end of a recent AB thread some have said how arrogant I am to claim that Trump speaks complete nonsense; well here is a video for you to judge for yourself. The video is of recent... ...
I’ve just been watching the Remembrance Ceremony. David Dimbleby interviewed a veteran of D-Day. He is 100 and one of the few still alive who took part in the 1944 landings. He was explaining how,... ...
Can anyone suggest what went wrong with our CH heating - long story below - we will ring british gas on Monday but.. We went away Friday for the night and returned last night. Left the CH on as per... ...
The rise in the minimum wage and the additional cost of employers National Insurance contributions means closure for many pharmacies. The chairman of Numark Pharmacies which has 5500 outlets says... ...
https://news.sky.com/story/labour-confirms-u-turn-on-proposed-ban-on-smoking-and-vaping-in-pub-gardens-13248643 They don't seem to mind mugging pensioners. ...
Badenoch has started her reign in true Tory Style by hailing Boris Johnson as as a Great Prime Minister and claims that the Partygate scandal was overblown.But unfortunately for her and her party... ...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy1n2nwnyjo What will extra dosh do? We need ideas and action to stop the hostile invasion. We'll end up with the border farce getting new boats so they can... ...
Picking Kemi Badenoch as leader shows the Cons still haven't listened The British people sent a clear message to the Cons on july 4th. The Tory leadership election shows it was all about... ...
Kemi Badenoch says her first task is to apologise for the the Tory Party's failings over the last 14 years, and says the Cons will only be taken seriously when they are honest with the public .As... ...
Can you all wish me a happy birthday in the morning because I now you think I'm wonderful. Needless to say at this time of year I came out with a big bang 74 years ago. However hard I try I still... ...
