I didn't know half of them.....Now I do..lol..................8-) :) or :-) Happy This was a joke. ;) or ;-) Happily winking I'm pulling your leg. :P or :-P Sticking out tongue "Nyahh" or...
It's about this man who goes off into the african jungle to study Gorilla's, He spends ages there,and after years studying them they start to accept him into their group. He start's to live with them,...
In November 2009 my friend J had just dropped her son at a Cub Scout meeting at a local school. On reversing out of her space she knocked the car parked behind her. She waited for owner. J apologised...
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I...
recently found out my husband has been having an affair with a much younger girl. i have confronted her and told her i will inform her parents, i think something which would be mortifying, well it...
A Catholic bishop in charge of an Irish diocese plagued by sex abuse scandals and cover-ups has asked parishioners to help fund compensation. Dr Denis Brennan, from Ferns in Co Wexford, said the...
Hi All, Just want to put a question to those who may know, as i cant find anything online.. Anyway, aside from the obvious 'impersonating a police officer' what laws/rules are in place to stop...
I went to church yesterday. I don't believe in god, but I do find it fascinating how people who appear to be normal intelligent people can believe in something as absurd as a greater being. I went to...
I am so happy because I live at 59, so it's not far to walk home . . . --------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- We want to hear all your funny, exciting and...
I had a mate who was terribly depressed and suicidal, so I pushed him under a steam train, He was highly chuffed to bits. When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. I...