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sqad617

Heartbreaking

A family had a grey cat and a Labrador dog who were the best of pals and basically inseparable. November of last year 2008, the cat went missing and the whole family were distraught and used every...
11:03 Fri 08th May 200911 answers, last by pastafreak 23:15 Fri 08th May 2009
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Postdog

work in an hour

what shall i get on the way, chicken or kebab?
23:07 Fri 08th May 200923 answers, last by darren197373 23:36 Fri 08th May 2009
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Kleiber

It's my Son's birthday today

My boy, K. Jnr., is 20 today and I'm posting this to let you all know how much I think of him. He's been my rock for the last 4 years, since we lost his Dad, and he's grown into a young man any Mum...
22:45 Fri 08th May 200915 answers, last by ruthann58 13:14 Sat 09th May 2009
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legend.isgod

What colour are your ?�?

What colour are your eyes???
22:35 Fri 08th May 200918 answers, last by legend.isgod 22:47 Fri 08th May 2009
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legend.isgod

I like nibbles do you like nibbles?�

Of a weekend evening if im having a few drinks i find that im rather partial to a nibble or two. So do you like nibbles?? And if so do you like big nibbles??? or little nibbles ??? My tongue is firmly...
22:38 Fri 08th May 200910 answers, last by legend.isgod 22:45 Fri 08th May 2009
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legend.isgod

What colour...........

What colour are your pants??
22:11 Fri 08th May 200928 answers, last by tiggerblue10 22:31 Fri 08th May 2009
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SLINKYKATE

Watch this

Very funny!!
19:52 Fri 08th May 20096 answers, last by Steve.5 21:51 Fri 08th May 2009
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SLINKYKATE

I just farted...

and it is absolutely humming!! What does your farts smell like?
19:48 Fri 08th May 20098 answers, last by pastafreak 20:38 Fri 08th May 2009
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legend.isgod

its friday night its 5 oclock so......................

Its friday night its 5 oclock. So where are the crackpots? Ive seen one ginger one and a turnip where are the rest of the cabbages and can we expect an evening of fun and frivolity or an evening of...
18:00 Fri 08th May 200959 answers, last by pastafreak 20:23 Fri 08th May 2009
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Drisgirl

Tanning 'Pills'

I have tried 'Dove' -its good but slow. I to my shame tried a sunbed 3 times recently but wont again. So whats the craic with those Tanning pills -do you still end up orange or have they advanced?...
00:29 Fri 08th May 200920 answers, last by Drisgirl 12:09 Sun 10th May 2009
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carrust

Any comments.

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/Teenager-barred- from-prom-.5248133.jp
17:53 Fri 08th May 200911 answers, last by legend.isgod 19:45 Fri 08th May 2009
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brenda

Who tells

fibs on Chatterbank? I do . Do I ? Course I do /do not.
18:25 Fri 08th May 200912 answers, last by ummmmmdedum 18:56 Fri 08th May 2009
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SLINKYKATE

who wants to play

dare ,command or promise
23:52 Thu 07th May 200994 answers, last by zig.zag 01:48 Fri 08th May 2009
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cecil39

wishes

is anyone like me and had their wishes granted, and wish they had kept quiet? I wanted light coloured hair, I have it now (but I didnt mean grey) I wanted to be not so tall and thin, (now I'm shorter...
22:12 Thu 07th May 20097 answers, last by No,Knowledge 22:22 Thu 07th May 2009
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haysi06

Good evening :)

Just opened a nice wee email from the The Answerbank asking me back, how nice is that?! How are you all this fine Thursday evening? It's been blowing a gale here all day, its like the middle of winter...
20:55 Thu 07th May 200940 answers, last by mrs.chappie 01:47 Fri 08th May 2009
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legend.isgod

My flys round sh!te thread........

Posting this to say its a lovely evening here. How many positive answers and how many flys round sh!t abuse answers will i get ? I will look back in 15 minutes : 0) enjoy folkz
20:20 Thu 07th May 200943 answers, last by ummmmmdedum 18:01 Fri 08th May 2009
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paraffin

Joanna Lumley Has Phil Woolas MP By The B*lls!

The Immigration Minister Phil Woolas MP is literally being confronted now on live TV about the plight of the Gurkhas and is virtually being told by Ms Lumley what's going to happen! Brilliant!
17:49 Thu 07th May 200925 answers, last by sqad617 14:01 Fri 08th May 2009
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docspock

Is 64 too old to realise your dream.

Mine is coming true. No work ,new home. Just me and the missus. Fishing 4 or 5 days a week. Live just could not be better. Bought some new furniture to-day, very nice leather corner suite. I have...
19:16 Thu 07th May 200948 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:38 Thu 07th May 2009
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christine847

Alibi

If your married friend wanted you to cover for her while she went out on a 'date'.................would you?
16:47 Thu 07th May 2009115 answers, last by joggerjayne 23:05 Thu 07th May 2009
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craft1948

Anyone else having problems....

For about the last half hour every time I post it throws me off the site. When I come back the post is there so I can't be in the naughty corner.....
17:56 Thu 07th May 200914 answers, last by pastafreak 18:33 Thu 07th May 2009

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