I met a painter and a singer in Doctor's surgery. One was hoping for a good throat tincture, the other a hot poultice. They introduced themselves as
Vincent Van Cough and Susan Boil....
My neighbour just banged on the wall at 4.20 am, can you believe that? Lucky I was still up playing music. He banged and shouted, "Can we have a little respect please?" So I shouted back, "I'm not a...
My Grandson and I were playing a couple of days ago. He has such a vivid imagination. I had to pretend to eat a poisoned apple, and pretended to be dying. His character was Superman, so I shouted for...
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Officer: Age? Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays. Officer: Height? Husband: I'm...
My friend called me in a panic and shouted, “An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out... ...he’s really a big...
Did you know, The Magnificent Seven, once filmed an aftershave commercial at Liverpool football ground?
Actually, only six of them took part, because Yul never wore cologne....
