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Patsy33

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Coming soon. Star Wars 12. Luke needs a walker.
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I went into Boots the Chemist this morning and asked for a comb, the assistant said: "Do you want a steel one?"   I said: "No I'm happy to pay for it". 
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 This fella just said to me: "Why have you got a trainer on your head?"I said: "I am trying to jog my memory".
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12 d. Arab in this way beginning to notice crime (5) A???? 15a.Give up last of opportunities to break rule. (6) R???G?
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Before surgery, the anesthetist said they could put me under with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
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90s Iconic Sooty & Sweep puppet gloves for sale. Any offer taken. Just want them off my hands.  
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Stuck on this one! Help appreciated. 😀 Article with exercise, it's said, in area of South East England. (3,5)
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Watching the Paris Olympic Games and I’m sick & tired of hearing these Olympic athletes say: "How much work they've put in & the sacrifices they've made". What do they want?.. A... ...
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A couple to start you off Mrs Brown you Got a Lovely Walker. -Herman's Hermits. On the Commode Again.- Willie Nelson.  
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Sadly I had to quit my job at the cat shelter, they reduced meowers.
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Can't believe I missed this film about the life of Freddie Mercury & Queen! Watched it at my daughters house last week while staying with her and granddaughter. What superb acting from all of... ...
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I accidently left new packet of frozen McCain chips out in warm room when I took them out to put something else in its place, the at least 3 hours later, realised I forgit to replace them in... ...
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I want to send a portable neck fan to sister in Canada. It has an inbuilt 3.7 V lithium battery. Would it be allowed by airmail?
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Why didn't anyone tell me how moorish these little cakes were?!..Mmm, they are so yummy! Often wondered what they were like. My granddaughter picked them out last week when we went shopping in... ...
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Has anyone transfered money from your bank account to someone else's in Post Office? Just wondered what is needed. Never done it before. Thanks.
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My OH had to go to gp practice this morning, to get his B12 injection. While there he had his blood pressure taken and heart pulse which was 32! Nurse just wrote it down, but didn't express... ...
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My friend's wife asked him what he was doing on the computer last night, he explained he was looking at cheap flights. I love you she said, she got excited and quickly undressed and they had the... ...
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I hate spelling errors.. You mix up two letters and your whole joke is urined.
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Hi all, Have any of you had surgery for hiatus hernia? I had mybsecond upper GI endoscopy yesterday, and was told hernia has got larger. So it's been put forward to my Doctor, I should  have... ...
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I replaced my rooster with a duck. I now wake up at the quack of dawn..

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