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Patsy33

1561 to 1580 of 1972

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Out On A Limb.

Did you hear about the American podiatrist and the English chiropodist? They were arch rivals.....
14:54 Sat 01st Oct 201616 answers, last by zebo 13:46 Sun 02nd Oct 2016
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Travis. Idlewild.

Love this new song. Any Travis fans?https://g.co/kgs/USsuFh
09:59 Sat 01st Oct 201619 answers, last by Tilly2 18:54 Wed 05th Oct 2016
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Barry Gibb

He's on the One Show! Does Baths know??
18:01 Fri 30th Sep 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 10:17 Sat 01st Oct 2016
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Sweet.

URGENT NOTICE…!!! Will Buster, please stop sending me Videos of the 1970's group "Sweet". * "Does anyone know a Way, there's got to be a Way, To Block Buster"..:)....
17:54 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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Survey.

Apparently there's been a survey about how people walk home from the pub. The results are staggering...:)
16:01 Wed 28th Sep 2016
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Clowns.

Saw a group of pheasants & partridges dressed as clowns. I thought, “they’re game for a laugh”....
10:50 Wed 28th Sep 20164 answers, last by marval 21:11 Wed 28th Sep 2016
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Hiding.

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen...
17:41 Tue 27th Sep 20162 answers, last by weecalf 13:13 Wed 28th Sep 2016
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Mozart.

Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because the kept running around shouting, Bach, Bach, Bach.........
11:49 Tue 27th Sep 201654 answers, last by Patsy33 22:57 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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Selffffffff Help.

I joined a club for Tourette's sufferers - it took 4 hours to get sworn in..:)...
21:19 Mon 26th Sep 20161 answer, last by 1ozzy 23:22 Mon 26th Sep 2016
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Sad

One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”. The...
23:11 Sun 25th Sep 20162 answers, last by Chipchopper 00:04 Mon 26th Sep 2016
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Barking Mad.

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.
12:15 Sat 24th Sep 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 18:33 Sat 24th Sep 2016
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Package.

I got a package in the post last week, and on it it said, ‘Please don’t bend.’ So how was I supposed to pick it up?”...
10:16 Fri 23rd Sep 20166 answers, last by roger 23:10 Fri 23rd Sep 2016
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Construction Joke.

What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one...
13:17 Thu 22nd Sep 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 16:52 Thu 22nd Sep 2016
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Odd Job Man.

I got an odd-job man in. He was useless. Gave him a list of eight things to do and he only did numbers one, three, five and seven....
21:13 Wed 21st Sep 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 10:38 Thu 22nd Sep 2016
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Love At First Sight

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed...
19:29 Tue 20th Sep 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 15:56 Wed 21st Sep 2016
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Freaky Anagrams.

Dormitory.= Dirty Room Presbyterian = Best in Prayer Astronomer = Moon Starer Desperation = A Rope ends it The Eyes = They see George Bush = He bugs Gore Slot Machines = Cash lost in me Mother -in...
19:12 Tue 20th Sep 201620 answers, last by DTCwordfan 11:41 Thu 13th Oct 2016
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Painful, Swollen Foot.

Has anyone had painful swelling on top their foot and hurts to stretch toes. Also looks swollen on ball of foot and hurts. I can only wear my trainers when I go out and have to really loosen the right...
18:26 Tue 20th Sep 20168 answers, last by jourdain2 21:10 Tue 20th Sep 2016
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Obsession.

People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now...:)...
15:08 Tue 20th Sep 201610 answers, last by Patsy33 17:16 Thu 22nd Sep 2016
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Putting Myself Away.

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself....
13:12 Tue 20th Sep 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 13:24 Tue 20th Sep 2016
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Knockers

2 women knocked on my door today and started telling me about the bennefit of eating brown bread................ I think they where hovis witnesses:)...
21:06 Mon 19th Sep 201613 answers, last by tonyav 21:49 Mon 19th Sep 2016

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