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Bazile

Parents Evening

Little Johnny comes home and tells his daddy, - “Dad, tomorrow there’s a special ‘Adults evening’ at school'' Daddy is surprised, “Really? Special?” “Yes,” nods Johnny, - “it will be...
12:26 Fri 30th Sep 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 13:27 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Buenchico

A Post To Annoy Sqad!

From time to time I'll notice that an AB member has reached a 'landmark score' of 'best answers'. When I do so, I like to post a congratulatory message here in CB. However that often seems to annoy...
20:40 Thu 29th Sep 201669 answers, last by sapelesam 22:57 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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marval

Assaulted

I was assaulted last night by some guy who hit me over the head with a power tool. I was minding my own business when 'Bosch'....
21:56 Thu 29th Sep 201615 answers, last by jubieanna 23:29 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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daveygh

Elvis

Don't know if this is a wind up but I just received a text saying I'd won £250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night. It says Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show..........
22:21 Thu 29th Sep 201624 answers, last by cupid04 23:51 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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marval

I've Been Caught

I've just been caught stealing chocolate bars from the local newsagents. The police have just arrived and i'm not sure If I can worm my way out of this one. But I'm sure I can. I've got a few Twix up...
21:18 Wed 28th Sep 201647 answers, last by Patsy33 21:57 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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101043

Cryptic 2

fair isle girl? four letters: I?I? can't make head nor tail of it! Help welcomed.
19:42 Thu 29th Sep 20163 answers, last by 101043 19:46 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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DTCwordfan

Caption Comp - The Cambridges In Canada

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/nintchdbpict000270275820.jpg?w=960 Captions please..... "This tastes nearly as good as yours, William...."...
17:43 Thu 29th Sep 201617 answers, last by divebuddy 20:58 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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daveygh

Cross Dresser

Q/ How many cross-dressers live near Manchester? A/ Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address....
18:19 Thu 29th Sep 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 18:46 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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tpw536w

Musical Instruments And Tuneful Items

1)Short lived "soap" 2)Vegetable chopper 3)Pack the clay 4)One for a star gazer 5)Blow to boast 6)Unsteady timber 7) holder for walls 8)Cheat the books 9) Musical performance is not applicable thanks...
17:47 Thu 29th Sep 201616 answers, last by Patsy33 18:43 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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QuizmasterG

Boring People

We have two longtime friends with whom we have a drink on a Saturday night every couple of weeks. The town where we live has plenty of pubs/clubs to suit everyone and very often there are a few local...
13:21 Thu 29th Sep 201627 answers, last by Khandro 11:39 Fri 07th Oct 2016
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sanderson08

All Answers Are Flowers (Either Cultivated / Wild / Weeds Or Shrubs /

1island flower but not as well known as miss langtry 8 and 4 letters possibly something lily ? 2 burning apex 5 and 3 letters please can anyone help with a question i asked earlier american state bird...
12:15 Thu 29th Sep 20169 answers, last by sanderson08 12:17 Sat 01st Oct 2016
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tandh

Why Does Everything To Do With Dating Have To Be So Complicated?

I met this guy the other week and he fixed a door for me which he didn't want to charge me for. Before he left he asked me out for a drink in a few days time. we had a lovely evening and he was such a...
23:18 Wed 28th Sep 201633 answers, last by tandh 22:40 Tue 04th Oct 2016
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Smowball

Really Painful Shoulders

I've had really bad knotted muscles in both shoulders for ages now. I've had two deep tissue massages and both said they they couldn't believe how bad they were and didn't understand why. For the past...
05:38 Thu 29th Sep 201610 answers, last by bednobs 19:33 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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Caran

World Of Weird

Did anyone watch this? This really weirdo painting portraits with his penis! He was on This Morning and Philips face was a picture, he was worried he would move and show it. But this programme just...
22:29 Wed 28th Sep 201620 answers, last by mushroom25 10:03 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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ferlew

Song Lyrics

Just did a daft quiz on song lyrice, and this one surprised me..... "Get up in the morning slaving for bread, sir…" I always sang, "get up in the morning, same thing for breakfast" ooops Have you...
16:13 Wed 28th Sep 201635 answers, last by ferlew 11:28 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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anneasquith

National Treasure.

9pm. Channel 4 tonight ,(Tuesday )
18:53 Tue 27th Sep 201620 answers, last by rsvp 21:14 Wed 28th Sep 2016
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Bernie

Rte 40

11aIs it animal, mineral or plant. What a bummer (6) ??o?g? 22a. Is it fit for a trip on the ocean wave.. Up the creek and down the Suwannee it goes (5)??? o? 28a It's not over to start with inferior...
18:04 Wed 28th Sep 201614 answers, last by Patsy33 18:20 Wed 28th Sep 2016
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Baldric

When The Cat's Away ...

... Just waved a fond farewell to Mrs B, she's away to Norwich and then York to visit Family and just possibly to show off her new Motor until sometime next week, her words not mine. I nipped out this...
14:43 Wed 28th Sep 20168 answers, last by Baldric 23:10 Wed 28th Sep 2016
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brainiac

Barry Gibb On Later

Someone else that can no longer sing -and why does he need THREE guitarists in his band in addition to himself? He should have used some of his vast wealth to get some false teeth that actually fit...
21:31 Tue 27th Sep 201631 answers, last by Bathsheba 11:30 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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Patsy33

Clowns.

Saw a group of pheasants & partridges dressed as clowns. I thought, “they’re game for a laugh”....
10:50 Wed 28th Sep 20164 answers, last by marval 21:11 Wed 28th Sep 2016

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