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coffeeboy

Birthday

Bought my wife's birthday present at the weekend, and hid it the oven she'll never find it there.
13:39 Wed 31st Aug 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 14:19 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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tiffy

Cakes And Buns

help please? no1 cook thoroughly in the oven-rather acidic no2the very best the elite the best of the bno letters given but aqll cakes and buns thanks tiffy...
12:47 Wed 31st Aug 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 13:58 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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marval

Any Ice Road Truckers Fans

Just read that Darrell Ward has died. RIP Darrell.http://news.sky.com/story/ice-road-truckers-star-darrell-ward-dies-in-plane-crash-10557493...
17:26 Tue 30th Aug 201611 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 10:22 Mon 05th Sep 2016
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Patsy33

Wedding Anniversary.

Bob forgets his wife's wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!! The...
10:55 Wed 31st Aug 20169 answers, last by zebo 14:03 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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Chipchopper

The Three Moles

A family of moles, take up residency in someones garden lawn : Momma mole, Pappa mole and baby mole. Momma mole says to Pappa mole "I know your eyes aren't too good but stick your head up outa the...
00:09 Wed 31st Aug 20168 answers, last by marval 13:12 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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Chipchopper

Late Night Topless Supermarket Shoping

"Bing Bong customer announcement, checkout number 3 pleassse"...
00:19 Wed 31st Aug 201614 answers, last by marval 13:13 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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marval

A Man

A man goes to his doctor. "I have a problem, my wife is pregnant but we haven't had sex in years. Is there any other way this could have happened"? "Oh yes said the Doctor we call this a grudge...
20:53 Tue 30th Aug 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 22:28 Tue 30th Aug 2016
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-SharonA-

Fancy Dress

I went to a fancy dress party as a spider last night. God knows what time I crawled in....
18:03 Tue 30th Aug 20167 answers, last by agchristie 22:09 Tue 30th Aug 2016
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NoMercy

Chilli Con Carne For Dinner Tonight

Extra hot :) What are you cooking?...
10:40 Tue 30th Aug 201620 answers, last by NoMercy 18:35 Tue 30th Aug 2016
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Chipchopper

Well... My Wildlife Pond Is Now Set In The Ground...

and I've already had my first visitor, in fact he/she was overseeing operations from start to finish and I don't think he will ever be too far away! Yes, you've guessed it the ubiquitous robin, I must...
08:29 Tue 30th Aug 201610 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:41 Tue 30th Aug 2016
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lizles

Detectives And Investigators

1.good man in endless canoe contains floor covering 2.life:not the lithium flank 3.odd guard agree to reveal this inspector...
10:00 Tue 30th Aug 20165 answers, last by cashier 13:01 Tue 30th Aug 2016
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marval

Can I Come

Three couples went to New York for a weekend but didn't have reservations. They were amazed to find only two rooms left in the whole area. Each room had one bed. They took the rooms and decided to...
21:51 Mon 29th Aug 20162 answers, last by 1ozzy 21:52 Tue 30th Aug 2016
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xacross

Rte Guide

21 Across What would you make of a 3rd close shave? (4) W?O? Thanks very much
21:02 Mon 29th Aug 20162 answers, last by xacross 21:56 Mon 29th Aug 2016
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Islay

Rip Gene Wilder

Aged 83 :-(
19:41 Mon 29th Aug 201626 answers, last by jno 23:49 Mon 29th Aug 2016
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marval

Oh Dear

A hillbilly couple (Zeke and Emmy Lou) got married and had a new baby every year or so. After their 13th baby was born, the couple told the doctor that they were going to stop having babies as soon as...
15:00 Mon 29th Aug 20169 answers, last by frugalfred 16:31 Mon 29th Aug 2016
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cupid04

Great Films You've Watched Loads Of Times...

Mine's 'The Sound of Music.'
14:04 Mon 29th Aug 201644 answers, last by jambutty 10:23 Tue 30th Aug 2016
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Penguin123

Macmillan Summer Quiz 2016

The last 4 needed now and they are all animals 65. A fish and a bird (6) 66. Old coinage' animal (6,3) 80. Peter sellers character (10) 86. Rudyard Kipling animal (8)...
14:19 Mon 29th Aug 20166 answers, last by Penguin123 15:44 Mon 29th Aug 2016
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snaro

Rte Crossword 36

Milleniu,m year when christs mother initially appears (8) ( 7) any results ?
12:45 Mon 29th Aug 20169 answers, last by Mamyalynne 13:36 Mon 29th Aug 2016
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TWR

What's On You Agenda Today Folks

It may be a chill day here, but things can change.
11:00 Mon 29th Aug 201610 answers, last by Patsy33 12:59 Mon 29th Aug 2016
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poisondwarf

Please Help Me!

Please help me solve these two for my sister! They came from a local written quiz paper and the answers either end with the letter a or begin and end with a: Keep a tight ship (6) Here in Brazil,...
12:02 Mon 29th Aug 20163 answers, last by poisondwarf 17:44 Mon 29th Aug 2016

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