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Chipchopper

Dream Food

I dreamed, I was at a social gathering and when lunch was served, it was : a salmon and rhubarb dish (don't know where that came from) but i wouldn't mind giving it a try if anyone has a good recipe.
09:31 Thu 28th Apr 20165 answers, last by dannyk13 13:23 Thu 28th Apr 2016
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marval

Advice

My doctor told me to cut down on sodium. I’m taking his advice with a pinch of salt....
21:42 Wed 27th Apr 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 22:21 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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marval

A Chat

Two Pheasants are having a chat One says "fancy being chased into the sky by dogs and then being shot at?" The other says "Only if you're game"....
16:16 Wed 27th Apr 201645 answers, last by tonyav 21:42 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Maydup

Unusual Sickness

Sorry if not a pleasant subject, but I need some advice about OH who is suffering from sickness today. Its unusual, he is never, ever sick. He hasn't eaten since lunchtime when he had a simple...
21:11 Wed 27th Apr 201638 answers, last by Prudie 19:56 Thu 28th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Cryptic.

1.A little way back, copper stood in front of city to find biter.(7) 2. To do drink is to weigh up maybe? (8) 3.Perfect little change for one in charge (7) 4.Swallow hard, return and stop. (4) 5.A...
14:26 Wed 27th Apr 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 15:10 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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exarmy448

69

A couple in bed and the woman suggests that they should have 69. Whats 69 the man asks. The woman says You put your head between my legs and I will put my head between yours. Sounds good says the man...
11:05 Wed 27th Apr 20167 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 07:54 Thu 28th Apr 2016
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rogie

Childs Story Book

Story I read years ago about how the pig got his curly tail.....something about going to the stable to see the baby Jesus and was worried that he had nothing to give to him but baby was amused and...
17:30 Tue 26th Apr 20164 answers, last by rogie 21:57 Thu 28th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

A Long Shelf Life..

Man goes into library looking for a particular book. The Librarian says, "Can I help you sir?" "Yes", he replied, "I'm looking for 'A Lonely Spinster', by Willie Joiner" "Ah you're in luck sir,...
12:45 Tue 26th Apr 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 22:28 Tue 26th Apr 2016
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RATTER15

Strange Weather, Snowing In The Full Sun!

A lovely warm and sunny morning at 07.30 this morning, when it started snowing, not heavily but it would have settled very quickly on the bone dry roads, it lasted for about 20 minutes then gone...
07:26 Tue 26th Apr 201617 answers, last by Peter Pedant 20:33 Tue 26th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Nothing Personal..

Just deleted all German names from my mobile. I'm now Hans free.....
11:20 Tue 26th Apr 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 11:58 Tue 26th Apr 2016
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dieseldick

Help !! How To Get Rid Of These Spots ?

i got badly sunburnt last week, my face and especially around lip area has small spots all over, upper lip must have had around 10-20 spots alone, i tried not to squeeze them but i squeezed a few. i...
05:42 Mon 25th Apr 201613 answers, last by Prudie 16:20 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Caran

Update On Oh

Had appointment with consultant today. Confirmed he has lung cancer and emphysema. The cancer has not spread and it is operable. That is such a great relief. Feel like a huge weight has been lifted....
21:24 Mon 25th Apr 201625 answers, last by jennyjoan 20:55 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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marval

I Was

I was in a horse race, and I got to the finishing line and then I got hit in the eye by an apple seed. I was pipped at the post....
19:28 Mon 25th Apr 201626 answers, last by Patsy33 22:06 Mon 25th Apr 2016
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coffeeboy

Polo

I bought a second-hand car the other day it was in mint condition. It was a Polo
14:47 Mon 25th Apr 201616 answers, last by marval 15:28 Mon 25th Apr 2016
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Bazile

Easy On The Ice

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/25/theres-a-high-level-of-poo-in-kfcs-cold-drinks-5838835/ Makes you wonder what happens when you complain about and return food , in eateries...
11:11 Mon 25th Apr 201611 answers, last by EDDIE51 18:55 Mon 25th Apr 2016
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sandy10

Pmu Issue 17 Puzzle 9

8a:short and slender(6) ?E?I?E 10a:get rid of bends! (10) ?T?A?G?T?N 24a: reverse photo image(8) ?E???I?? 25a: hereditary(6) I???T? 17d: nasty wit? (7) S?R???M 18d: children's overalls(7) R?M???S 20d:...
12:02 Mon 25th Apr 201610 answers, last by Svejk 12:06 Mon 25th Apr 2016
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cupotee2

Eczema

http://tinyurl.com/jlq9xd5 Interesting article from the Boots web page. Any one with Eczema have any advice what to use on hand eczema. I seem to have tried everything but nothing gets rid of it....
09:02 Mon 25th Apr 20165 answers, last by findwhatuneed 20:35 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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trt

The Scum Of Deptford, Stealing Marathon Water...

Shocking, Shocking, Obviously they have no shame. I wonder how many of them are British? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGXP_pF19F4...
01:47 Mon 25th Apr 201673 answers, last by anotheoldgit 11:58 Tue 26th Apr 2016
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marval

I Want

I want my son to be a successful comic when he's older. So I named him Marvel....
13:39 Sun 24th Apr 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 18:26 Sun 24th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

I Wood Watch It Again.....

I watched a programme about beavers last night. The best dam documentary I've ever seen.....
09:54 Sat 23rd Apr 20164 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:54 Sat 23rd Apr 2016

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