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greumach

Local Crossword

Good evening all, Thank you in advance for answers to the following; Mushroom soup soaks beast (7).... O???S?? A lovely shape(4)..??A?...
18:05 Mon 18th Apr 20167 answers, last by greumach 09:10 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Nothing To See.

I'm so bored. I thought about running around the house naked, but then I drank some window cleaner and it stopped me from streaking.......
14:39 Mon 18th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 17:58 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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retrocop

One Man's Meat !

> >>> DEER MEAT > >>> > >>> A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook > for dinner. > >>> > >>> Both he and his wife decide that they won't > tell the kids what > >>> kind of meat it is, but will...
13:42 Mon 18th Apr 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 14:13 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Tight Lipped....

My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, but I accidentally gave her the super glue. She's still not speaking to me.............
09:18 Mon 18th Apr 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 11:19 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Signalman Interview.........

Gary wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: “What would you do if you realized that 2 trains were...
09:28 Mon 18th Apr 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 10:33 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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marval

My Ex

George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, George was organising his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long...
17:00 Sun 17th Apr 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 22:03 Sun 17th Apr 2016
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anneasquith

Undercover.

Excellent tonight .
21:19 Sun 17th Apr 20168 answers, last by Maydup 18:26 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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Smowball

Severe Acid Reflux

I take Omeprazole daily and cannot miss if for a day without suffering extreme acid/burning in chest and throat. On Thursday I went to take it and realised I had ran out (I thought I had a box left) ....
11:04 Sun 17th Apr 201623 answers, last by bodeker 13:54 Mon 23rd May 2016
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LadyofOgma

Guardian Saturday 26860

For the sake of my revision please help me finish this, I'm stuck in the NE corner... 5d. Tyrant's glacial university reform (8) _A_I_ _ _ _ 14a. One supplying information that E=R, maybe? (8) S_ _ _...
10:59 Sun 17th Apr 20165 answers, last by LadyofOgma 11:04 Sun 17th Apr 2016
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sakura33

Find The Colours From The Clues

Hi Can anyone help 15. These race in half dozens. 44. Girls best friend, pale ale in a bottle. 87. Police phone box, sounds like letter 10. 105. Meringue, used in making cheese. 116. Born in U.K.,...
09:47 Sun 17th Apr 201614 answers, last by mallyh 11:00 Sun 17th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

A Farewell Song.....

Three friends, Evita, Marge and Tina were feeling sad as their friend Evita was going away. After a few drinks together Evita started to sing... 'Don't cry for me Marge and Tina, the truth is I never...
11:36 Sat 16th Apr 20169 answers, last by -Talbot- 17:25 Sat 16th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Rye Bread..............

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at...
12:24 Sat 16th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 13:55 Sat 16th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

In The Dark..

There was an assault at the local cinema today. Police are asking the Usherette if she can shed any light on it.......
10:36 Fri 15th Apr 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 18:32 Fri 15th Apr 2016
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Chipchopper

My Mojo Just Don't Seem To Be Working...

So should I try my spell checker ?...
18:02 Fri 15th Apr 20167 answers, last by Tilly2 18:37 Fri 15th Apr 2016
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DTCwordfan

Wishing The Best For Togo Today

It's his mother's funeral......not a great day, we know, Togo. Just remember all those good times with her. Thoughts with you.
06:23 Fri 15th Apr 201633 answers, last by Togo 21:13 Fri 15th Apr 2016
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mikey4444

Orangutan Mother Meets Baby 12 Days After Caesarean Section

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36048393 If this doesn't make your eyes moist, then I don't know what will !...
08:46 Fri 15th Apr 201617 answers, last by mikey4444 20:49 Fri 15th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

....and On A Sad Note.....

My Uncle got squashed by a piano. His funeral will be very low key.....
17:38 Thu 14th Apr 201627 answers, last by Patsy33 22:54 Thu 14th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Quite A Buzz..

In the pantomime, I got to play the back end of a bumble bee. I thought I was the bee's knees........
10:22 Thu 14th Apr 201610 answers, last by Patsy33 18:13 Thu 14th Apr 2016
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thelewisgang

Fridge & Freezer Question

I only have a small kitchen & would like to buy a tumble drier but have no room for it. The only thing I could do to make space is putting my fridge on top of my freezer but is this possible or would...
16:05 Thu 14th Apr 201613 answers, last by follyfancier 21:27 Thu 14th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

God Said To Adam............

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that Valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him....
11:40 Thu 14th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 15:08 Thu 14th Apr 2016

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