The romantic wife sent her husband a text: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If...
Last night I paid my wife a compliment, yet it still upset her. She was standing naked in front of our full-length mirror in the bedroom. "Look at me," she said, "I'm an ugly, fat old hag." "Don't be...
Have I missed something? I've started working nights again after a couple of years on days. I listen to Janice and Alex through the night, and it seems they refer to their shows as SHOES, the Janice...
A man was crushed to death by hundreds of boxes of chocolates. He tried, in vain, to attract attention, but it appears that every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me!!" people cheered....
are expecting a baby. At the hospital, the nurse asks them :"do you want a boy or a girl"
"Don't care" they reply...."as long as it fits in a cannon"...
First British club to win all three Major European trophies (and only the fourth to do it). Reward for a season which ended with them playing every third or fourth day for the last two months.#...
My wife and I are planning to visit Australia next year for a month (26 days in country). We want to visit Sydney, Brisbane/Gold Coast, Melbourne, Adelaide and Tasmania. I've been told the drive from...
I'm not a fan, but is he the best man to ever manage in this country? Time and again he has rebuilt teams and turned them into Champions. I feel he could possibly have done better than two European...
If (I know it's a big IF) Chelsea win this season's Europa League, will they be the first team to hold two European trophies at the same time (not counting the Super Cup)?...
Who do you think will finish 2nd 3rd and 4th in Premier League this season? I think Chelsea have enough quality to overcome their fixture congestion (possible 18 games still to play), Arsenal (8 to...