one that you go back to after a while and re-read it. I have read The Riddle of the Sands, by Erskine Childers several times, the book was published in 1903 and I find it interesting for its...
I have been caught drink driving whilst 6 months into a UK Probation Service Supervision order for assault and criminal damage. Am I obliged to inform my probation officer of this crime? Am I likely...
A Geordie goes to the hairdresser's and says, "Gi' us a perm."
The barber shoots him a funny look for a moment. Then he says, "Ah wandered, loonly as a clurd..."...
Paddy and Murphy were walking down a street in London . Paddy happened to look in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign said "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts...
Women ! They just don't have the same sense of humour.
My missus didn't find it nearly as funny as I did when I replaced one of
her tampons with a party popper....
Did you hear the news about Snow White?
She got kicked out of Disneyland........ for getting caught sitting on Pinnochio's face, singing "Tell me lies, Tell me sweet little lies"!!!!...
what the negotiators be saying to him exactly? which words are good to use or not use? as it drops dark now surely he will be more vulnerable and becoming very tired though i know andrenaline keeps...
1timer has now got in contact with me via my' Virgin Honeymoon' thread in 'Jokes' and asked for help in finding an anger management course. I am convinced he is genuinely seeking help and wants to be...
.... One of my personal favourites that I first heard on Answerbank: "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains..." "That's the least of your problems, you've got AIDS!"...
I have just heard that Greene King the brewery group have lost £1.5 million on their world cup promotion. Mainly due to a huge stock of Budwisser that no one will buy and rapidly going out of...
My mum and dad are being driven to distraction by the next door neighbours dogs who are constantly barking in the back garden. They have spoken to the neighbour who doesnt care and wont do anything....