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Drink Drive Whilst on Probation

I have been caught drink driving whilst 6 months into a UK Probation Service Supervision order for assault and criminal damage. Am I obliged to inform my probation officer of this crime? Am I likely...

Jughead

Raoul Moat

Funny how times change. Years ago, if you had a moat round your village, you felt safe....

Jughead

A geordie joke

A Geordie goes to the hairdresser's and says, "Gi' us a perm." The barber shoots him a funny look for a moment. Then he says, "Ah wandered, loonly as a clurd..."...

Ian1

Irish Joke

Paddy and Murphy were walking down a street in London . Paddy happened to look in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign said "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts...

zabado

Women !

Women ! They just don't have the same sense of humour. My missus didn't find it nearly as funny as I did when I replaced one of her tampons with a party popper....

piggynose

whats up with tom jones new cd?

its supposed to be a little religous i beleive(pardon the pun)

stokemaveric

my football bet....

germany to beat uraguay 3-1....£20.00 at 12/1....

katmakenian

Did you hear the news......?

Did you hear the news about Snow White? She got kicked out of Disneyland........ for getting caught sitting on Pinnochio's face, singing "Tell me lies, Tell me sweet little lies"!!!!...

nextqueen

gunman mote

what the negotiators be saying to him exactly? which words are good to use or not use? as it drops dark now surely he will be more vulnerable and becoming very tired though i know andrenaline keeps...

EDDIE51

To all those who sl@gged off 1timer yesterday

1timer has now got in contact with me via my' Virgin Honeymoon' thread in 'Jokes' and asked for help in finding an anger management course. I am convinced he is genuinely seeking help and wants to be...

ll_billym

Another joke that may need explaining to somebody...

.... One of my personal favourites that I first heard on Answerbank: "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains..." "That's the least of your problems, you've got AIDS!"...

Rosemarymac

can i bring cigaretts and tobacco back form spain and how much of each

oscarina

Cristiano Ronaldo

What is this all about, his new baby from a surrogate mother, he has named the baby Christiano, why a surrogate mother!

EDDIE51

World Cup sales disaster Serves them right !

I have just heard that Greene King the brewery group have lost £1.5 million on their world cup promotion. Mainly due to a huge stock of Budwisser that no one will buy and rapidly going out of...

netibiza

Yay España

Way to go Spain!!!

Frankieola

Are devices to stop dogs barking effective?

My mum and dad are being driven to distraction by the next door neighbours dogs who are constantly barking in the back garden. They have spoken to the neighbour who doesnt care and wont do anything....

RATTER15

How do Catholics hold their heads up?

I think all Catholics should be totally ashamed of their beliefs and their church, and the Pope should be executed by a good traditional stoning in public, OK, not executed, that would put us on a...

1timer

been charged with a section 20

been charged with a section20 first time in trouble only hit him once broke is cheek bone the lad i hit is well knone to poilce hes on bail for hitting is girlfriend and hes beat some girl up in a...

boxtops

Squeaky Sandals in Italy? Beware!

Have a read of this - bureaucracy got mad - we can laugh at it, but I wouldn't want to take my kids to that beach either!! http://www.metro.co.u...-sandals-ban-in-italy...

theonlyone

I'm going to Redditch this weekend ...

arriving on Friday afternoon , and just wanted to know if there are good places to eat and any night life , tia ....

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