About two years ago I was helping a Spanish friend learn English. Part of what we did was to get him to write the English word in a speech box (from an internet site) and click on start and see if the...
I am 15 and recently my brother's friend(he's 30) has started sending me flirtatious messages. I didint take it as a big deal i thaught he was just playing arround. Recently he started holding my hand...
Cheese on toast two slices mature English chedder,,,,heinz baked beans lavishly placed on top then two lightly fried eggs .....with helmans mayo...... YUMMY YUMMY YUM YUMS..whats your fav on toast ?
i did have open office, but had to remove it the other day due to my hard drive being overloaded. now i have space, i want it back, but every time i try to download it, my pc keeps telling me that i...
Have you ever actually watched an aircraft safety presentation? Well, we ALL watched this one. This was genius by whoever thought it up. The entire aircraft was transfixed....
I have this urge to go running, I've never been running in my life before, except at school more than 10 years ago, so not sure where this urge comes from! Should I go for it? If so, any tips for a...
I wake each morning and always sneeze at least twice then my nose will not stop running for at least 10 minutes. Well today it has not stopped at all. Any suggestions. It is surely too early for hay...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was just a figment...
3 men married wives from different countries. The first man married a woman from China . He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day,...
Hi there, Anyone have a Roger Black Gold Semi-Recumbent Bike AG-10208? (NB I have already posted this in Health & Fitness but thought it might reach a wider audience here) I've just bought one...
I'm hiding in the shed until the wife calms down.
It's all my fault........
She asked "What 's on the TV?"
I replied "Dust".............................
The girls from the nursing home decided to stop at the local bar for a cocktail after their weekly bridge game. Ellie had one martini too many and upon her return to the home was feeling horney. So...
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .' The other guy responds...