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a man was walkinng his dog one fine sunny day, when a sweet elderly lady

stopped the man to stroke the mut, thats a lovely dog you´ve got there. whats his name? porky, porky? why do you call him porky? wait for it... cuz he fukz pigs...

McMouse

I'll get my coat

A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid. "Mais Certainement sir," says John-Baptiste the smarmy waiter. "Would you laahk to choose your squeed from ze tank over there?"...

steg

Jose Mourinho

http://www.timesonlin...ll/article7082122.ece “It is a simple situation, I am happy at Inter but unhappy with Italian football...” and “I miss English football and English football...

stupid1

charged for 2 counts of Common Assault

i was arrested and charged with 2 counts of common assault on my wife. and i am worried about where this will end up. i have been more "angry" of late and this has now really scared my wife...

piggynose

i now have a problem!!! someone advised me to download .....

open office, because i asked about a cheaper alternative to word, so i spent an hour or so downloading it. its been great. but recently its been giving me problems in regards to using it to send...

prendi

would you like a bag??

can you believe i was "counselled" last week for not offering a customer a green re usable bag in a well known supermarket,and if i do it again i will be disiplined!! what is the world...

merciasounds

What food (that you don't eat anymore) do you miss from your childhood?

Could be anything from your dear old mum's roast chicken, to your granny fruit cake - to tinned strawberries and Carnation milk -

piggynose

Skype, is it any good where you live?

i´ve got it, but it doesnt seem to be much good,

zzxxee

yogi banned????? fao the ed !!!

I have had an email from yogibear this morning saying he can no longer log on to answerbank, he admits that he has used other names but has been upfront and did them in fun... First of all ed has he...

stowfelda

chris evans breakfast programme radio 2

Could someone please get rid of this man??? I do not want to spend my breakfast time being exhorted (loudly) to "Welcome to Planet Earth"!!!!! etc. I want to listen to gentle humour, clever...

willchr2004

My girlfriend is completely imune to me.

Iv been in a relationship with my girlfriend for 6 months, and everything is great. Im currently away in south america and i occasionally talk to her about sex and get as i get a little horny from...

Doodlernoodler

Dog joke

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog...

daveu201

how hot is she? 1-10

http://i43.tinypic.com/f1irfc.jpg...

lotsafun

fiirst girlfriend, when should we have the sex talk?

hiya, my 9 year old came home yesterday and told me he has got a ''girlfriend'' who is the same age and just so happens to be the daughter of a friend. Although this is all sweet and cute and we know...

merciasounds

What would be your last meal?

It can be ANYTHING you like, from anywhere, eg: a pastrami on rye from Toni's deli on 4th and Main in NY - or North Devon crab - even Marks and Spenser's Chicken Pie - just tell me!! (Please!)...

funnygirl

The Hitman

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'...

EDDIE51

Sex Change !

A 'Guy' is in Hospital recovering from a sex change operation, he has been changed into a woman . His/her mates go to visit. 'How did it go?'' they ask. 'well' the patient replies,'It was really...

peterparker

McDonalds Monopoly

Does anyone actually know anyone who has won anything in previous years?

docspock

I always see the best in people...

is that wrong or simply naive ?

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