I was sitting next to an elderly ecclesiastical gentleman on a plane recently who was doing a crossword, after a long pause in his labour he turned to me and said, "Can you think of a four letter word...
I heard about a new children's adventure story featuring Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat so I went to the library to see if I could borrow it. The librarian said it rang a bell, but she didn't...
"Did you hear about that American actress who got stabbed?" "No, who was it?"
"I don't know, Reese something or other."
"Witherspoon?"
"No I believe it was with a knife."...
having read ynnafymmi's post below about great expectations, in which she asserts it's the best film ever made on 4 separate occasions, i was wondering what YOU thought the best film ever made was -...
A decent enough FIVE out of seven for me this week in the grown-ups’ quiz: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-59132633 There are some nice ’n’ easy questions for the kids this week but I still only...
Yesterday I paid big amounts for carpet and my oil via my card, it has come out of my account today. Do recall when you bought anything it took a few days for the money to come off the account. Don't...
Seeing as we have no kitchen now until at least August, we think we may need to take the plunge and buy an airfryer. Any recommendations? We don't mind forking out for a Ninja Foodie if it's worth the...
As me and Pat - or Pat and me - or the both of us were discussing nonsense, I thought I'd add this nonsense "poem" for Halloween. Hello Ian As I warmed down a cumfly traim so stiffly marmed with...
Do you all like David Bowie? I really love him I think he was such a talented classic rock n roller with so many different styles in his music. Do you all on AB like him and if so, what are your...
Boy am I finding them to deal with - they are so thin - they catch on the zipper on the purse, when you finally get them out - they simply fly all over the place A certain person has told me he had...
A middling FOUR out of seven on the grown-ups quiz for me this week: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-59068165 There are several nice and easy questions in the junior quiz this week. (Well, it is...
Hi - I am after a letter template to inform staff about petty theft from the care home and how it will not be tolerated, and that we will be informing the police and if it continues and you are found...