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Sod it Let's offend everyone

I came out of the chip shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sitting there said “I've not eaten for two days.” I told him...

joeluke

Cure

Doctors have come up with a cure for ADHD. A good clip round the ear....

naomi24

Atheist or Humanist - what's in a name?

A comment from someone that they had no problem with humanists (or words to that effect), and the “Why are atheists so mistrusted (despised?) by those who believe?” thread got me thinking....

Maninblack

The following two are cryptic clues to something nautical; any clues would be appreciated as my head is beginning to hurt. 1 I heard he followed the cortege (6 letters) 2 In Noah's ark, ten contains...

mibn2cweus

Eclipse eminent in Australia

http://www.ustream.tv/cairnseclipse2012 http://events.slooh.com/...

bazwillrun

What would happen...

if we just crated up Qatada and his family and just shipped them out to jordan. I mean, seriously what could anybody actually do about it ? If we just gave the ECHR the middle digit what can they do,...

Ric.ror

Jars of pickles

I have just bought three jars of pickles - lime, garlic and chilli They are horrible I don't want to throw them away so can anyone make a suggestion of what to do I thought maybe adding a spoonful or...

Barmaid

50th birthday silly presents

A very very dear friend of ours reaches a milestone next week. Now obviously we are getting him a proper nice present. However, we also want to get him some silly presents. We were thinking stuff like...

Batexia

Will Nonviolence Ever Be a World Reality?

Nearly every government or political power says they want Peace. But do they? More and more we read and hear of violence, genocide, war, rape and other atrocities taking place. Some say it is down to...

Mags22

Christmas carols/songs

Doing a quiz - can anyone finish the title of a carol See in yonder ?????? ??? also one A ????? ??? ?????? ??????...

eyedesign95

should I forgive my with for sexting with an ex boyfriend?

My wife and I are have problems at home. I recently went through our phone bill and notice an excessive number of calls between her and an ex boyfriend. She down played it stating that they are just...

carrust

Books & their authors

Unsuccessful lion taming.......Claude Balls Russian Wrestling.......Itor Abollockoff Broken Windows.....Eva Brick Any more???...

robert551069

Questionnaire

1. What will St. Peter say to you when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? (Typical answer "Welcome to Level 2") 2.What is your favourite word? 3.What is your least favourite word? 4. What is...

MyBlackHen

This has always bothered me

Gormless, I know the word, but where did it originate, and what was a gorm? You have to love the English language....

gness

FAO Ab Ed.

You keeping up okay? x

Mick-Talbot

Ftao no one

Can't you read? Now flump off...

KerrAvon

Pope Gregory VIII - of gregorian calendar fame.

Must have had a pretty good understanding of planetary motion and the solar system generally so clearly he must have known that the earth was not the centre of the universe as was the belief at the...

slinky.kate

i am gobsmacked

just looked out my window and an american couple across from me are putting up a xmas tree,is it not a bit early...

shyjane

buying sleeping tablets

Can you buy zopiclone sleeping tablets over the internet in the uk and if so, is it legal?

Jemisa

Jock in Oz....

I don't do many ethnic jokes, but being a descendant from the Highlands, I felt this was one I could do. ............................................. ................................................

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