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Jemisa
Grandad watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 50pence if he could put it back in. Tommy went off to think for a bit and said "Ok Grandad, watch this". Tommy...
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anneasquith
is anyone in favour of asking ED if a new topic could be created, re a) best deals in supermarkets. b) best online bargains. c) money savibg tips. etc. TIA...
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EDDIE51
I was in the Tesco cafe today, the waitress asked '' Do you want anything on your burger?'' ''Yes'' I replied '' £5 each way''...
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Simon_Winns
Hi all, I discovered yesterday that there was a loophole in place that allowed foreign drivers to get a British driving license without adequate proof that they had passed any form of test. The...
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nash197
My question is a multi fold question. We are a small company providing software development services We have worked with some large clients (mostly subcontracting) and successfully delivered several...
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missprim
Someone's just posted a joke about 40 years of marriage which fair enough has been posted before, but if you scroll down the Related Questions, there's one from jan1957 posted July 2011 telling us her...
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cupotee
How do some online companies get away with charging so much postage? I decided to purchase a window blind from a curtain store. I already have an identical item so knew what I wanted. A roller blind...
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espookid
My wife just told me she has to buy some new socks -because she is going to the gynaecologist Can someone explain as there must be a joke there...
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marval
'Wake up,' said Murphy. 'The baby's crying. It wants feeding.' 'Well, you feed it,' said his wife. 'It's your son.' 'Yes,' spluttered Murphy. 'But he's half yours.' 'I know,' smiled the missus. 'But...
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joeluke
At my work an obnoxious arrogant bloke is known among a small group of us as 'Thrush'...........because he's an irritating little c***
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Caran
Help please. 21a A very fine lady the Queen ????? 2nd letter may be H 22d She has an envelope - white ?S?E? Thanks for any help....
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Jemisa
I've been wondering where Dot is, She did not even show for her son-in-laws funeral. Anyone know? Is she ill? jem...
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puternut
Please, please PLEASE tell me the BBC will decide that it was a big mistake and pull the next 5 shows of this dismal, dreary unfunny show
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denis567
Some time ago I visited a local shopping centre and they had a TV on display with the screen divided into two. One half showed the programme in HD and the other half showed the same picture in...
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puternut
Just seen an ad, with Robert Webb, advertising compare the market - not meerkat. Is this the end of Sergei, Alexander and all the others???
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puternut
Greetings - and happy new year to one and all. We were speaking to a 75-year-old friend here in Sussex and she mentioned a drink which she likened the taste to Ovaltine / Horlicks and which came in...
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Jeza
The breathalyser was introduced in 1967, by the then transport minister Barbara Castle. So can each and every one of you on here say they have never driven when they have been over the limit?
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Purple_Popple
I'll finish..... If you were appearing on Mastermind, what would your 'specialist' subject be ?...
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gordie1
Hi there what happened to Derek and how did he die?

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