This is a true story that took place on a street of terraced houses in a small town in the north of Scotland where everyone knew everybody else usually by a ''nick''name relating to their occupation....
I keep hearing a song (I think it's featured on an ad at the mo). The lyrics are something like "Woah oh oh oh oh oh - these are mine......". It sounds like the Noisettes but I can't find it. Lol,...
...you don't like them?
If you could pick only one (and I mean a real person - not like the bloke off the gocompare ads) who would you pick?
Here's mine:
Thandie Newton...
I notice a tenner credited to my account. It must be my Christmas gift from the government. When this was first given out it would have bought a family Christmas dinner and enough left over for a box...
I've never liked the Englishman, Irishman, Scotchman jokes, but here goes anyway........ An Englishman, Irishman and Scotchman arrive at the Pearly Gates just before Christmas, and St Peter is there...
... were sat in a vet's waiting room and started discussing why they were there. The first one said "I was left alone all day, got bored and ripped the sofa to shreds. They're having me put...
Caught up in a bit of a local quiz and am stuck on three questions (got all the rest out of 25). Hope you might help 1] What is the connection between Ben Johnson & Waterford crystal? 2] The...
I Was called this evening by my neice asking about a letter she received form an organisation called 'Service Personnel & Veterans Agency' asking if she would be willing to supply a DNA sample - I...
So, before I email Arthur C Clarke, your answers to this,two years of civil litigation, boundary dispute and overwhelming evidence (disclosed) to our favor with only continually evolving wittiness...
I tried to book flights yesterday, and got this message yet again, session lock eror, message, and was told to try later, well i did, and got nowhere. did the manage my booking, no record of a booking...
Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad news first. Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene...
This may well have been posted before, but what the hell, it's good enough to repeat. In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally,...