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Catholic heart attack!

It seems my jokes haven't been up to scratch of late, (even Ed commented) I hope I redeem myself with this one..... A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open-heart bypass surgery.. He...

housemouse

Handsome Devil...

watching Queens of the Stone Age...cor...Josh Homme is a handsome devil who would rock your world?...

Ric.ror

Boiler warranty

I got a new boiler on 13 march I should have registered it within 30 days but have only just read it Should I just send it off and act numb...

redhelen

Favourite film quotes

As the title states, mine are - Oh my!!! Frankly my dear I don't give a damn! I have had enough of this mother------ snakes on this mother------ plane! If anyone of you move, I'm gonna shoot every...

system

My mum 'asked Jesus into her life' when I was about 12. Since then she hasn't bothered with me. That I can handle but what I'm struggling with is she sees my youngest on a regular basis. He now thinks...

Noraq

Good Morning sleepyheads

I am first up..I don't believe it!! =

19-Times

Out for a drink

Alex Ferguson and Kenny dalglish walk into a bar The barman says "Sorry kenny over 18's only"

sir.prize

Play-offs

How fair or unfair are these end of season play-offs to determine who shall be promoted? In League Two I see that Torquay finished in 7th place, a full11 points behind Shrewsbury Town over the season....

Ric.ror

Play offs

Is it just me or does anyone else think the play offs are unfair You could get a team promoted who are a number of points behind the third placed team who don't then get promoted Money spinning rip...

sandrajo

Leaving a dog indoors

Whats's the longest time you have left your dog home alone? I hate leaving my 3 more than 4 hours...

amber_stone

Kylie Minogue

Kylie is having a concert. Is she worth the $200/140 euros lower box ticket? Your opinion pls.

Coldicote

Financial aid to other countries

Frequently in the news and on these pages there are references to money being sent overseas as aid to other countries. Today's news refers to 'the UK's promise' to spend 0.7% of its gross national...

joeluke

Man United's end of season awards.......

.....apparently one of the nominees for Player of the Year is Howard Webb MBE MBE = ManU Bias Everytime...

Answerprancer

Words that don't get used enough

(or have gone out of fashion) Any favourites ? Here's a great one: Besmirched....

Arti

Claim to Fame...

I got to told to 'p1ss off' by Ken Dodd, when I was 13. Anyone else got a claim to fame?...

gina32

premier league footballer, gagging order

yet another married footballer who has got a gagging order, anyone know who??

bagpuss63

Corrie-Dennis Tanner

Finally watched Friday's 2 episodes,and while it was good seeing the scenes between Rita and Dennis-its all false. I looked at Barbara Knox's wikipedia page and she was in ONE episode in 1964 then...