If I had a name like this I would have to change it by deed poll:- 1. Miss Sexsmith.....2. Mr Bates.....3.Miss Scratchard.....4.Miss Nookey.....5.Mr Payne (Dentist). These are genuine names. Has...
The solution to this week's wordfinder can be foung by putting the letters into "Free online anagram solver"
The TV show is unfamiliar to me as it is an American show dating back to 2003....
Joke by a contestant on the programme "The Chase" this evening:-
I rang the Drugs Information Service and got a recorded message" For information about marijuana, press hash"...
I have a conventional electric oven and a microwave oven. Should I buy a halogen oven? Does anyone have any experience of these and which model should I buy for a family of three adults? Your help...
In wimp.com there is a video clip of a cat who can always find a marble no matter under which of three or four upturned metal beakers the marble is placed, even when they are shuffled several times....
On wimp.com there are video clips of a women operating a remote control to send her car into a car park where it finds a space and parks itself automatically. When she wants it to come out she...
My detached bungalow costs less to heat now that roof and cavity wall insulation
has been installed. I was lucky to receive a Government grant to help with the cost....
Fat woman in doctor's surgery complains "Doctor, I keep putting on weight".
Doctor " You have an overactive"........ (Woman interrupts him)....."thyroid?"
Doctor "No.....knife and fork"...
I have written all the facts about my property in detail, so that when my house passes into the hands of my children, they will be able to attract buyers and get a good price. I have described the...
There have been a couple of occasions recently when I have needed to read documents sent to me in PDF format.
Can you please advise me how to add this facility to my laptop.
Thank you....
Winning definitions from the Washington Post 2012:- COFFEE, n. The person upon whom one coughs.....FLABBERGASTED, adj. Appalled by discovering the amount of weight one has gained.....WILLY-NILLY, adj....
Miranda Hart, a confirmed spinster in real life, but desperate for a partner in her comedy sketches, made me laugh when she said that she hated going to the cinema alone. She said that when she went...
There was a newspaper report this week stating that it is possible to purchase semi -automatic guns in the UK. If this is true, surely they should be outlawed. Perhaps if we all wrote to our MPs,...
Taken from a box of puzzles received as a Christmas present:- 1. Which four letter word connects all the following words? WET, BOILER, BIRTHDAY, JUMP....2.Rearrange the letters of SCANDAL, BURNT,...
My mother in law once told me that she had a friend who rigorously brushed her teeth after every meal and never had to visit a dentist in her long life.
Wish I had done that....
