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Comparing

Three middle aged ladies were sitting around the porch one day bragging about their husbands' sex drive when one decided that they should refer to their lovers as a soft drink. The first lady began,...
11:05 Tue 17th Aug 20211 answer, last by Ken4155 11:07 Tue 17th Aug 2021
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In The Cockpit

A lady sitting in first class saw the plane's cockpit door open, she was incredulous to see that the pilot was reading. Very concerned, she asked a flight attendant, "Miss, why is the pilot reading?...
18:57 Mon 16th Aug 20213 answers, last by Hopkirk 06:55 Tue 17th Aug 2021
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Think

In the men's room at work, the boss placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it: "Think!" The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign, and right below it,...
12:11 Mon 16th Aug 20212 answers, last by AZardoz 21:11 Mon 16th Aug 2021
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Sunday Evening Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 7pm. Only takes about 30 minutes and all easy questions. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow this link below. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:35 Sun 15th Aug 2021
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Shapes

Little Johnny was being shown the shape of the earth on a globe atlas by his mother. After pointing to all countries with unusual shapes, she asks: "Now Johnny, what shape is the world?" Johnny,...
11:13 Sun 15th Aug 2021
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Finders Keepers

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighbourhood and are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old...
08:27 Sun 15th Aug 2021
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Marriage Counselling

Husband to counsellor: "We were very happy for 22 years." Counsellor: "What happened?" Husband: "We got married." Counsellor, turning to wife: "Do you agree with your husband's assessment of your...
15:53 Sat 14th Aug 2021
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Soup

John goes to the deli for some soup. After he's seated and about to eat he calls the waiter over. When the waiter comes he says, "Taste this soup." The waiter says, "Why what's wrong with the soup?"...
15:31 Sat 14th Aug 2021
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Ground Control

A British Airways 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich , overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an...
09:53 Fri 13th Aug 2021
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Safari Hunters

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy." Bartender asks, "You want them both now or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to...
17:48 Thu 12th Aug 2021
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Barking Dog

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's dog. It has been in the back yard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps out of bed and says 'I've had enough of...
16:16 Thu 12th Aug 20211 answer, last by Barsel 16:19 Thu 12th Aug 2021
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Bereavement

Jim goes into his local newsagents.... Jim: "Do you sell bereavement cards?" Newsagent: "Yes." Jim: "Would you swap one for a get-well-soon card?"...
12:52 Thu 12th Aug 2021
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Aliens Have Landed

A woman at a petrol station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump petrol into it. The woman noticed the letters "U.F.O." printed on the...
12:39 Thu 12th Aug 20213 answers, last by douglas9401 12:55 Thu 12th Aug 2021
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German Uni

A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: "Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school...
17:18 Wed 11th Aug 20211 answer, last by Hopkirk 17:29 Wed 11th Aug 2021
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It's The 21St Century

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century,' she said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.'. I can tell you this......
11:29 Wed 11th Aug 2021
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Car Boot Sale

I took four tyres to a friend’s car boot sale and was asking £35 apiece. I needed to step away for a bit so I asked him to watch them for me. "Sure," he said, "but just in case someone offers less,...
16:28 Tue 10th Aug 2021
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Swearing Kids

There are two brothers, aged four and six. The six year old says "You know, it's about time we started to swear." The four year old says "OK." The six year old says "From now on I'll say 'hell' and...
15:18 Tue 10th Aug 2021
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The Robot

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some...
17:14 Mon 09th Aug 20211 answer, last by maggiebee 19:06 Mon 09th Aug 2021
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Mans Best Friend

Dog is the only true friend of man. If you don't believe it, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car. Open it in a couple of hours and see who will be more glad to see you...go on I dare...
11:59 Mon 09th Aug 20211 answer, last by Peter Pedant 12:05 Mon 09th Aug 2021
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Sunday Evening Quiz

Tonight's Quiz of the week starts at 7pm. Noting to pay and nothing to download. Just follow this link to join in the fun. All easy questions too. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:25 Sun 08th Aug 2021

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